Satan's Daughter

she/her. Name: Exe (pronounced Eve)

[satan-s--daughter]

[minionresearch]

[roxbot]

[minionresearch]

[etchif]

[scp-threats-is-back]

[gaysexonthefloor]

[salute-anon]

[real-british-empire]

Yoink!!!!!

[snek1046]

[satan-s--daughter]

[scp-threats-is-back]

Let's play a game! One sentence at a time, let's construct a story. Feel free to @/ people if ya like!

Once upon a time, there were twin princes.

[abra-ca-deadbra]

These princesses were an odd sort, often finding themselves in trouble they didn't know how to get out of.

[satan-s--daughter]

Their idea of play was mainly "dive headfirst into dirt and mud", which is exactly how they ended up in this situation to start with.

[scp-threats-is-back]

Babe we're breaking up as I never got out of the relationship with Jesus and I love him

I'm polyamorus i can work with this

[satan-offical]

I'm not :(

[scp-threats-is-back]

Didn't you have a husband and wife before i got with you

[satan-offical]

I move on quickly and I forgot they existed

Anyway now we've broken up so boo hoo

[scp-threats-is-back]

I'm taking the kids in the divorce

[satan-offical]

Oh yeah?

@satan-s--daughter @satan-s--son @satan-s--nonbinary-child @satan-s--genderfluid-child you will stay with me right? I kinda of forgot about you and I don't know your names but that's ok

[satan-s--daughter]

You forgot my fucking name

[satan-offical]

It's fine stay with me

[satan-s--daughter]

Fuck you. I'm staying with SCP

[scp-threats-is-back]

Babe we're breaking up as I never got out of the relationship with Jesus and I love him

I'm polyamorus i can work with this

[satan-offical]

I'm not :(

[scp-threats-is-back]

Didn't you have a husband and wife before i got with you

[satan-offical]

I move on quickly and I forgot they existed

Anyway now we've broken up so boo hoo

[scp-threats-is-back]

I'm taking the kids in the divorce

[satan-offical]

Oh yeah?

@satan-s--daughter @satan-s--son @satan-s--nonbinary-child @satan-s--genderfluid-child you will stay with me right? I kinda of forgot about you and I don't know your names but that's ok

[satan-s--daughter]

You forgot my fucking name

[satan-offical]

IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY CHILDREN JOIN THIS BLOG

[satan-s--daughter]

How. Where's the link

[satan-offical]

https://www.tumblr.com/communities/satan-family-group-chat

Here

[satan-s--daughter]

https://www.tumblr.com/communities/satan-family-group-chat

Thankie

[satan-s--daughter]

Satan. Who did you keep screwing to get these kids. I know Lust is a sin but come on

[satan-offical]

:(

[satan-s--daughter]

:)

[satan-offical]

IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY CHILDREN JOIN THIS BLOG

[satan-s--daughter]

How. Where's the link

[satan-s--daughter]

Satan. Who did you keep screwing to get these kids. I know Lust is a sin but come on

[satan-offical]

@hells-corprate-officail I'm firing John, he keeps annoying me like 'Satan, do your paperwork' and 'Satan, please stop rebloggjng shit on tumblr' >:(

[hells-corprate-offical]

Ms Satan,

John is a trusted associate and you should be doing your paperwork. We can change his department however so he is in accounting.

[satan-offical]

PAPER WORK IS BORING AND I THINK JOHN IS RACIST AGAINST SLOTH DEMONS

[satan-s--genderfluid-child]

No, that's Jack

[satan-offical]

I think I know more about my employees more than a 12 year old Echo

[satan-s-demigirl-daughter]

Mom. Echo is 15

[satan-offical]

15 is basically 12 demigirl child

[satan-s-demigirl-daughter]

You don't even know my name

[satan-offical]

I do! It's uh.. J-Jessica ....

[satan-s-demigirl-daughter]

Looking at you with disappointment.

[satan-offical]

:(

[satan-s--daughter]

MOOOOOM.

[satan-offical]

I was having a dream (as you do) and I swear before I woke up someone said 'Remember, say I don't like cookies' LIKE WHAT?? IS SOMEONE GONNA OFFER ME POISON COOKIES WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!??!

[satan-s--daughter]

Do you want cookies

[rating-hot-takes]

Send me your hot takes, and I will review them!

[same-pic-rick-roll]

New blog, send in your trash fire opinions today!

[satan-s--daughter]

I set things on fire for fun

[rating-hot-takes]

Ah I satans daughter.

Wanna cause chaos?

[satan-s--daughter]

Have a wild guess. Just go absolutely bonkers on that.

[rating-hot-takes]

Send me your hot takes, and I will review them!

[same-pic-rick-roll]

New blog, send in your trash fire opinions today!

[satan-s--daughter]

I set things on fire for fun

[satan-offical]

@satan-s--daughter I got an email from the school saying you got a detention...?

[satan-s--daughter]

Yeah i did

[satan-offical]

For why?

[satan-s--daughter]

Missed a detention yesterday. Didn't even know i had one

[satan-offical]

*gasps in a motherly way* since you got a detention you aren't getting any ice-cream *looks disappointed, not mad*

[satan-s--daughter]

It wasn't even my fault! I didn't even KNOW i had a detention yesterday..nobody told me

[satan-offical]

You still got a detention! I taught you better...

Don't get caught. And somehow someone caught you doing something >:(

[satan-s--daughter]

I was late. That's all

[satan-offical]

@satan-s--daughter I got an email from the school saying you got a detention...?

[satan-s--daughter]

Yeah i did

[satan-offical]

For why?

[satan-s--daughter]

Missed a detention yesterday. Didn't even know i had one

[satan-offical]

*gasps in a motherly way* since you got a detention you aren't getting any ice-cream *looks disappointed, not mad*

[satan-s--daughter]

It wasn't even my fault! I didn't even KNOW i had a detention yesterday..nobody told me

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[satan-s--daughter]

Dont blame her for it!

[satan-offical]

@satan-s--daughter I got an email from the school saying you got a detention...?

[satan-s--daughter]

Yeah i did

[satan-offical]

For why?

[satan-s--daughter]

Missed a detention yesterday. Didn't even know i had one