[toastbutteregg]

[catchymemes]

[vintage-tigre]

[sacred-portal]

[niche-m3mes]

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[64mpg]

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

[organmarket]

The cat:

[apoemaday]

Love Poem

by Richard Brautigan

It’s so nice to wake up in the morning all alone and not have to tell somebody you love them when you don’t love them anymore.

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[beardedmrbean]

[hillergoodspeed]

[mousegirlheart]

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[vonnegutism]

[stupidpetface]

[ibetteracethatinterview]

[megabuild]

[chirp-featherfowl]

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president