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🌸the blood in my veins is pastel🌸 demigendered - he/him - 20 - Dutch

[haru-desune]

Flower shop AU

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

[weezley]

Omfg

[may-apple]

MY TIME HAS COME

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

[nixhil]

im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing

[super-norfair-deactivated202212]

Really neat anime aesthetic: screened in, unmoving patterns for clothing or other textures

gifmaker cources: dezaki, kv3dia, twotheleft, bulanbek

[huyh172]

you guys havn’t seen chowder have you

[literatedead]

Of note: that first one is from Gankutsuou (loosely based on The Count of Monte Cristo), and it’s pretty much an entire series dedicated to experimenting with this aesthetic (it also happens to be a fantastic series; highly recommended!)

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

Gankutsuo has it all, Good art, gay vampires, good music, space sex??? (maybe) , and mechs. It’s great.

[mooniicorn]

“If autism isn’t caused by environmental factors and is natural why didn’t we ever see it in the past?”

We did, except it wasn’t called autism it was called “Little Jonathan is a r*tarded halfwit who bangs his head on things and can’t speak so we’re taking him into the middle of the cold dark forest and leaving him there to die.”

[iamthethunder]

Or “little Jonathan doesn’t talk but does a good job herding the sheep, contributes to the community in his own way, and is, all around, a decent guy.” That happened a lot, too, especially before the 19th century.

[rosslynpaladin]

Or, backing up FURTHER

and lots of people think this very likely,

“Oh little Sionnat has obviously been taken by the fairies and they’ve left us a Changeling Child who knows too much, and asks strange questions, and uses words she shouldn’t know, and watches everything with her big dark eyes, clearly a Fairy Child and not a Human Like Us.”

The Myth of the Changeling child, a human baby apparently replaced at a young age by a toddler who “suddenly” acts “strange and fey” is an almost textbook depiction of autistic children.

To this day, “autism warrior mommies” talk about autism “stealing” their “sweet normal child” and have this idea of “getting their real baby back” which (in the face of modern science)  indicates how the human psyche actually does deal with finding out their kid acts unlike what they expected.

Given this evidence, and how common we now know autism actually is, the Changeling myth is almost definitely the result of people’s confusion at the development of autistic children.

[vicecommanderhijikata]

Weirdly enough, that legend is now comforting to me.

[neddythestylish]

I think it’s worth noting that many like me, who are diagnosed with ASD now, would probably have been seen as just a bit odd in centuries past. I’m only a little bit autistic; I can pass for neurotypical for short periods if I work really hard at it. I have a lack of talent in social situations, and I’m prone to sensory overload or you might notice me stimming.

But here’s the thing: life is louder, brighter and more intense and confusing than it has ever been. I live on the edge of London and I rarely go into the centre of town because it’s too overwhelming. If I went back in time and lived on a farm somewhere, would anyone even notice there was anything odd about me? No police sirens, no crowded streets that go on for miles and miles, no flickery electric lights. Working on a farm has a clear routine. I’d be a badass at spinning cloth or churning butter because I find endless repetition soothing rather than boring.

I’m not trying to romanticise the past because I know it was hard, dirty work with a constant risk of premature death. I don’t actually want to be a 16th century farmer! What I’m saying is that disability exists in the context of the environment. Our environment isn’t making people autistic in the sense of some chemical causing brain damage. But we have created a modern environment which is hostile to autistic people in many ways, which effectively makes us more disabled. When you make people more disabled, you start to see more people struggling, failing at school because they’re overwhelmed, freaking out at the sound of electric hand dryers and so on. And suddenly it looks like there’s millions more autistic people than existed before.

[grace-and-ace]

“…disability exists in the context of the environment.”

[coldalbion]

Reblog for disability commentary.

[oockitty]

That last paragraph is absolutely important.

[thrivingtopanga-deactivated2018]

i need a massage stat

[badatgolfandeverythingelse-deac]

Massage therapists earn a median salary of $37,180 per year according to Bureau of Labor Statistics data from 2014

[thrivingtopanga-deactivated2018]

does this mean i should or should not get a massage, i dont know the answer

[stacojiu]

Merry Christmas!

[dravencore]

someone who hasn’t played kingdom hearts explain this

[lethalbutterfly]

I have played kingdom hearts and I can’t explain this.

[morbidbitchesque-deactivated201]

getting faster but ever time you get faster it gets faster

[morbidbitchesque-deactivated201]

[argumate]

there’s a number one joke in there somewhere I just know it

[squareallworthy]

Let W be the natural logarithm function. Then W(e) = 1.

[as-if-and-only-if]

nice

But we don’t even need to break convention! W is used for the Lambert W ‘function’, which is the inverse of f(z) = z*e^z.

And indeed, W(e) = 1.

Also…since 1 factorial is 1, W(e) = 1!

[unexpected-factorial]

1! = 1

^Unexpected^Factorial^bot^0.1. Sometimes I do stupid things. Beep-boop!

[greelin]

luv when you critique/criticize any work of media/fiction that’s like, popular, and you get ppl jumping directly for your jugular like “well they’re well-known/best-selling/a classic/a published author and you aren’t sweetie :)”.. like that means Jack Dick in the grand scheme of things dude. none of that means anything. i hope you know that. none of those things make something good. just putting that out there

[greelin]

[jaimeejamz]

ANYTHING

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

PLEASE GO TO WWW.WHATICHOPPED.COM I ABSOLUTELY BEG OF YOU

[koroniko]

[bob-belcher]

[meleedamage]

Help me obi Juan whoever the fuck you are…. You’re my only ho.

[haiku-robot]

help me obi juan whoever the fuck you are… you’re my only ho

^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Meep morp! Zeet!

[darachbeo]

This is the best haiku bot has ever done goodbye

[bookstakeyoutootherworlds]

My first edit!!! Inspired by @fy-soukoku because once I started thinking about this song for them I couldn’t stop!

Someone who is better at editing please do this!

[raven-quotes]

quoth the raven: why are you booing me? i’m right.

[super-metroid]

i feel like this is more accurate to the story than i intended it to be

[i-am-a-fish]

Open Rp

[yo-homeslice]

You fool I am the Doggg of the Snow, I can CRONCH u and ur friend with my Snow Teeth

[i-am-a-fish]

[yo-homeslice]

You

Fool

I have crawled into my Box of Power™, only a fish with extreme power can challenge me, come back when you are powerful enough to challenge my strength

[i-am-a-fish]

[yo-homeslice]

I AT T A CK

[i-am-a-fish]

[yo-homeslice]

We must be quick!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

[yo-homeslice]

[i-am-a-fish]

[yo-homeslice]

[i-am-a-fish]

What a happy ending

[eleventhemage]

when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

[queenbruv]

when u adopt one goofy boy with curly hair but that means adopting all of his weird-ass nerd friends

[setheverman]

uuhhhh when you try all the sounds and beats on your synth while only playing toto - africa

[meiselr]

Poetry Inspiration Moodboards | space dementia

My bones have always cried for the stars.

[queenzenus]

My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it