pretty dead things

*×18+ only, rando likes and info threads×* ~27, but stuck in 2011~

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[satans-dark-angel]

too cute

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I'm so tired of minors coming online and announcing their age and other sensitive personal information to the digital beyond. No, saying you're 13 y/o doesn't protect you from weirdos, it just attracts more of them your way and then you'll complain why people are weird to you.

This is my biggest problem with the internet nowadays, I'm not saying they're at fault if they do get targeted online, but seriously, back in my day *back cracking*, everyone was 21 until they turn 21.

It's also so concerning as an author myself how these kids carelessly interact with content not for them, leave a big fat comment stating why it makes them uncomfortable, and when you ask why they're even reading it, they seriously say "Stuff like these shouldn't be anywhere online for minors like me".

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If you're curious, it's totally fine to take a peek, God knows I've done so myself at a young age, but at least have the decency to do it privately because you're entering spaces not meant for you and then later complain when it offends you specifically because your not yet developed brain can't handle mature content.

Can parents just please do their job? It's not my responsibility to comfort and set boundaries with your chronically online rabid child when they're the ones willingly accessing my NSFW art and fics.

honestly I think tiktok and how social media etiquette is today play a big part in this. I know at this point I probably sound like I “blame everything on tiktok” but considering how the majority of puritans are there and how cancel culture spreads like a plague, it’s always people with this “tiktok mindset” that think the internet revolves around their personal likings and comfort. and these people, be it adults or minors, think others have to censor themselves because “there are minors on the internet”. they seem to have trouble understanding the very simple concept that strangers on the internet are not the parents or babysitters of minors who choose to consume nsfw contents on their own free will.

and I am not saying minors should not create or consume nsfw contents either. I know they do things that are more extreme than this in real life. when I was a minor, I sure did things that were way more extreme than reading spicy fanfics. but yeah it becomes an issue, or at least annoying, when adults — who exist in adult space — are expected to censor themselves because minors decide to walk into a space that says “not suitable for minors”.

[satans-dark-angel]

Fair point. Internet no longer goes by general swarch too, its an algorithm matching information ans pics. A screenshot of brazil and you'll get spanish ads, look up a local spot or mention in a post where you're from and it'll try to register personal info as public. The right hacker can find Everything. Its more than a dangerous game.

[systlin]

Every time I see bullshit about women never EVER being able to beat men in any sport, I think about how in martial arts classes I, a cis woman, 5' 8" and 145 pounds, regularly beat the tar out of 6' 2" 230 pound cis dude weightlifters. One guy ragequit class. He came in cocky as hell and talking the standard bs line about how a woman simply never could beat a man in a fight because they're physically weaker and our instructor was like. Okay. Put the pads on you're sparring her. Yes, her, the one 4" shorter and 100 pounds lighter than you.

It wasn't close I beat the pants off that man, and others like him. I did it more than once. Some guys got humble and stayed. One guy got angry and stormed out.

And I think about that every fuck damn time I hear that bullshit, which seems to be all the fuck over the place these days. Oh, women are just fragile little soft delicate flower creatures who can't do ANYTHING and could NEVER compete with big strong manly muscular strong MEN.

I think about driving that dude into the mats and seeing the brutal reality of this big dude's misogany meet the realization that a woman was beating his ass literally that second, that none of his strength could stop the fact that I'd just hip thrown him facefirst into the mats and that had I actually connected with the axe kick to his neck I would have crushed a bunch of important shit and he could not stop me, and his whole psyche collapsing like a dying star in that moment.

Anyway, don't ever fall for it, ladies, and there's absolutely no goddamn reason to get your knickers in a twist about trans people in sports.

[systlin]

Yes. This. Correct.

The reason you hear so much about how women COULD NOT POSSIBLY EVER DEFEND THEMSELVES OR GO AGAINST MEN IN SPORT is twofold.

Socializes women to THINK that this is impossible and to keep them from developing self-assurance in their own physical abilities.

To make shitty dudes feel better about themselves.

It's all bullshit, the current trans panic is horseshit, a 17 year old girl named Jackie Mitchell struck out both Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig and dudes threw a tantrum over it, don't ever buy a fucking word of any of this horse shit.

[derryderrydown]

My school used to have an annual girls v boys hockey match.

It was stopped because the boys kept losing and it was damaging their fragile little egos.

[chroin]

So much good information

[onelittlekingdom]

chroin: So much good information

[the--preacher]

You want to know what I’m going to do to you?

I’m going to force you to go to sleep at a reasonable time. Hit you with sensible adjustments to your diet. Smash that self loathing into a million pieces. Break those self destructive habits. Im going to care for you more deeply than anyone looking from the outside can fathom possible.

Because, even though its not going to set Tumblr ablaze with titillation, it is what being in charge involves 90% of the time.

Treasure those that put themselves in your hands and you will both get so much more from the dynamic.

[diaryofagoodmutt]

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[bbyyygirl]

[aropride]

no i’m not “scared of sex.” obviously. you can’t be scared of something that’s not real. idiot

[bittsandpieces]

what type of wine do we think is the sexiest

[psychotic-gerard]

the thing about disability is it really does sometimes boil down to "wow i wish i could do that" and then you can't. and it sucks.

[psychotic-gerard]

accomodations are important but i think they miss the point of this post. sometimes you can't do it. at all. someone needs to do it for you or it will never happen.

[psychotic-gerard]

"and then you force yourself anyway" folks im starting to think some of you really do not understand what it means to not be able to do things.

[tacobellcheesygorditacrunch-dea]

Shout out to all the goofy bitches

[volatilevale]

*reading* mhm ...... mhm .... *readjusts my glasses* ah..... mhm.......... well, horny blogger, that was a beautiful concept but you ruined it by using 3 different colored texts in the same paragraph and 12 words that should not be a part of the english language, *bangs my gavel* immediate death by firing squad for you

[connyhascontrol]

"I beat the game in 30 hours" okay but did you explore the map to find spots that look pretty? did you put your characters in silly little outfits? did you try the mini games? did you let the characters become friends? did you have fun? did you have fun playing your game???

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[guavagyal]

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

[satans-dark-angel]

Yes, I need to hear how great I am, tyvm