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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@satansbedti
The fuckboys have beheaded our brothers. Prepare for the skeleton war!
My Double Life
You might be wondering why some of my posts are personal stories about my family and why others are Q&A with the one and only Satan. Welp, you guessed it I live a double life.
I aspire to be Hannah Montana, so I probably shouldn't be telling you mortals about this 😬but too late now.
🎶 It's the best of both worlds 🎶
We all know you can hear this picture
When is eye contact a bad thing?
So you're supposed to make eye contact when giving presentations, when doing a strip tease, or talking to someone but when is it a bad thing?
• when you're kissing. Just imagine how akward it would be to stare someone in the eyes and whisper: "your breath smells a spanked banana"
• also when you're committing a crime.
You just make complete eye contact with a police officer as you try take someone's wallet.
^ Satan did not raise their little criminals to be failures!
Discovering you're white
So there was some Podcast on while my family was in the car. The podcast was talking about skin color and all that. So 6 year old brother just looks down at his arm for a really long time and then he looks up and says "I'm white" like he just realized it.
Do you get a lot of masochists in hell? How do you punish them?
Of course I do! As punishment they don’t get to participate in mid-afternoon torture sessions.
Freaky shit at School
A lot of freaky things happen at school. I mean, I see at least one reenactment a day of this wonderful musical called "the circle of life". It opens with the song "Forplay" which has a nice slow rhythm to it and soft moaning. The musical then culminates with the song "Climax" which has a lot of heavy breathing and hard penetration if you know what I mean.( not that it was really up to interpretation, I mean it was pretty straight forward)