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[officialunitedstates]

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

[gonereducedtoatoms-deactivated2]

op are you a time traveler

[officialunitedstates]

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

[toastbutteregg]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[doubleca5t]

For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.

[queerdad666-deactivated20151026]

oh sweet jesus

oh sour jesus

oh BBQ jesus

oh cool ranch jesus

oh doritos locos tacos jesus

[showtimechamaco]

[safitheartist]

Power move.

[newtgeiszler]

one of the most aesthetically beautiful displays of protest i’ve seen

[hotvampireadjacent]

[onlytwitterpics]

[willow]

bf: says anything good about literally anything other than me even an inanimate object Me: go marry it then

[memesandlaughs]

[bigeisamazing]

[sixpenceee]

This overpass in Japan look like an extreme slope from a certain angle.

[spcychs07]

I don’t know why this image exists but it does and we just have to deal with it

[just-skyrim-things]

Winter is coming.

[thatvampiremoney]

[incredibly-cold]

I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful

[tanknaka]

please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read

[vikadou]

i am l uaghing so ha rd at 4

[ladyvean]

Yeah, #4 is pretty right on.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[davinky-deactivated20210909]

me after my 15 min break at work