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Hamburger savior

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any post more than 4 sentences straight up getting blocked i aint tryna read shit

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i’m an unnecessarily literate lexiphile and you can’t stop me

#my mother was a dictionary and my father an encyclopedia #my first and final love is the thesaurus we had a june wedding #i use words so big they circle back around to stupid again #i’ve been addicted to commas so long my friends committed me to rehab

well maybe i want to wear a zoot suit to prom, huh, you ever consider that

#leave me and my emblem of delinquent youth culture alone

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I truly hope all of you know that nothing goes as hard, nor will ever go as hard, as the Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper Soundtrack (2004)

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Best Movie of the last decade

Was Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper made within the last decade? No. Is it still the best fucking movie of the last ten years? Of course my dude.

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I feel so called out

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wishlist

big sword

big sheath for my big sword

RIPPED arms for taking my big sword out on a refreshing walk in the sun

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None of us are funny

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fact check, please

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NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

somehow the emotion that accompanied making a poptropica account and being younger than the youngest age option is EXACTLY the same as getting on years later and seeing that the ages only go up to 15

#poptropica #nostolgia #getting slapped in the face by the memory of my preschool self #being Illegal on the Interwebs since before grade school

CHOOSE YOUR PLAYER:

Marquis de Lafayette, the revolutionary war hero,

Lafayette with his hand stuck in the cookie jar,

Or Lafayette Condones Treason

#attempts 1-3 at freehanding america’s favorite fighting french man #a testiment to my art skills #picasso? is that you?#lafayette

me, starting another utterly pointless project because doing Important Things costs emotional energy:

#ah yes #six writing projects #two essays #relationship/fitness goals #and an 18th century frenchwoman’s outfit to finish #why don’t i make a masquerade mask out of clothespins

Me after eating (2) croissants: Beauty Is An Immortal Idea But An Unattainable Concept

Me after scarfing down (1) whole bag of carrots: i a m c l e a n

#body image #yikes man #big yikes

Goblin Aesthetic: stealing trash from the kitchen in the dead of night

Feral Aesthetic: stealing shredded cheese in the dead of night

Fae Bastard Aesthetic: stealing fruit in the dead of night

#goblin aesthetic #goblin #feral aesthetic #fae folk #fae aesthetic #tag yourself #i’m Fae Bastard

A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H HH H H H

i’ve seen the words “sermons filled with erotic devotional imagery” in a legitimate history textbook and i will never recover

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