@satinyourlap - Tumblr Blog

polls are the most eye opening part of tumblr bc this whole time all the posts are like fuck yeah gay sex crime stealing steal from Walmart get high and eat pussy but every poll is like I will remain celibate as long as I live . Why are u all lying about eating pussy and smoking weed

starlightomatic

have you ever done these things (if multiple are listed together, it does not have to mean at the same time, just have you ever one one thing and have you ever done the other)

eaten pussy

smoked weed

stolen from walmart

eaten pussy and smoked weed

smoked weed and stolen from walmart

eaten pussy and stolen from walmart

all 3

none of them

Voting ended onMar 14, 2024

mayothompson

can’t stop reading this over and over

fallout-lou-begas

happy international women's day

buddwyer

saycanuhear

queensboro

did you guys know that there are people on twitter right now earnestly arguing that a kpop group’s upcoming album needs to be boycotted because it is secretly meant to be celebrating a basque separatist movement. they are entirely serious

nitrosplicer

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

kittchuco

Spider boiz art

lakevida

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

kissycat

I am reasonably fun to hang out with and my company is enjoyed by well over 10 people worldwide

feralratbitesu

soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean

i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing

dragoncarrion

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

relelvance

I work at indeed.com my job is throwing all of the applications away

wolfywoes

On twitter.... if you look at more than 600 posts a day you can't look at tweets anymore. And if you make a post that's too funny, you risk temporary suspension