[hungry-skeleton]

I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts

[vermillion-tones]

I'm mister heart racer, I'm mister dazed. I'm mister low blood pressure, I'm mister going to faint

[spcecowboyyy]

[catgirlbulge]

this might be my favorite tiktok i have ever seen. absolute gold through and through

[prokopetz]

Death of the author: Treating the author’s stated interpretation of their own work as merely one opinion among many, rather than the authoritative Word of God.

Disappearance of the author: Treating the context and circumstances of the work’s authorship as entirely irrelevant with respect to its interpretation, as though the work had popped into existence fully formed just moments ago.

Taxidermy of the author: Working backwards from a particular interpretation of the work to draw conclusions about what the context and circumstances of its authorship must have been.

Undeath of the author: Holding the author personally responsible for every possible reading of their work, even ones they could not reasonably have anticipated at the time of its authorship.

Frankenstein’s Monster of the author: Drawing conclusions about authorial intent based on elements that are present only in subsequent adaptations by other authors.

Weekend at Bernie’s of the author: Insisting that the author would personally endorse your interpretation of the work if they happened to be present.

[waral]

I thought this was going to be a joke, but these are all very real things you see people do.

[prokopetz]

I’m never more serious than when I’m joking.

[luckyclover79]

In Otgw when they sing "Ooh better beware oooh the bEaSt is out there..." So true bestie and the beast is seasonal depression

[heavy-metal-mad-scientist]

[cowboyscrypt]

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

[cowboyscrypt]

AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAAA 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

[choco-pudding]

Ibupikmin (I wanted it in a higher quality for my emojis)

Edit: Now with HRTmin.

[movietonight]

My favourite part of house of leaves is when Johnny gets confused about a long s in an old quote and then just commits to the bit and switches his s for f in an entire section of text

[catgirl-kaiju]

party rock is in the house tonight

[cabbagegunk]

[burningvelvet]

a twitter thread that actually killed me

[burningvelvet]

some more beautiful additions

[leighcunt]

[mylonelyangel7]

oh so when vampires have heightened sensory awareness it’s cool, but when I have it it’s ‘autism’

[noolsart]

Why yes I was playing too much animal crossing over the pandemic…

[2dieavirgin]

fan art i drew of doctor house dying in a glue trap

[housebites]

drip increased. very serious medical program

[neverlupus]

patient: bleeding from every orifice and in respiratory arrest

house’s shoes: