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keats is dead shelley is dead byron is dead and me i feel not so good. XIX.

[thepixivronin]

we should all get a shitty boat and go die at sea

[divashairstyles]

Grace Jones by Ron Galella, 1980

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[normal-horoscopes]

There are free girlfriends in the haunted lake

[fwizard]

out the way homeboy I'm about to GET it

[fwizard]

my soul has been stolen

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[fiery-kitty]

Oesterreichische Monatsbilder / Austrian Monthly Illustrations (winter) – Heinrich Lefler (1900)

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[autofuneral]

i come here from my home country of teusday, which is very very far indeed, and my old bones are tired. could i stay at your wednesday for the next 24 hours if you would be so kind?

[shakespearesdaughters]

Ursula K. Le Guin, The Left Hand of Darkness

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[baeddoll]

pansyboys coloring book for sensitive young men

[baeddoll]

2nd edition patch notes:

• 15 new rose garden pages

• increased line count on advanced pages

• increased tenderness in pasture pages

• removed pages with scary animals such as foxes

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[sylviii]

sports team names in 1870: we are the Townsburg Sporting and Leisure Club. what’s a nickname?

sports team names in 1900: we will be the Townsburg Coppermen because the old copper mine employs 80% of the town

sports team names in 1920: we will be the Townsburg [RACIAL SLUR] because that’s what a journalist called us and we like it and in 75 years we will have to come up with a story about how it’s actually a tribute to the brave and noble [INDIGENOUS PEOPLE WHO WERE FORCIBLY RELOCATED]

sports team names in 1950: we will be the Townsburg Tigers because we just had to order 50 new jerseys and this is the logo they had in the catalog

sports team names in 1990: we will be the Townsburg Royals because the team’s new owner is a third cousin of the King of Denmark and he’s threatening to relocate if he doesn’t get $50 million in public funds for a new stadium

sports team names in 2026: we will be the Townsburg Copper Daddies because we want to pay #tribute to our town’s #history but our brand consultant told us that this name will get people to talk about us on social media

sports team names in 2030: we will be the Townsburg Copper Daddies Presented By Kalshi in order to make a little extra money on the side

sports team names in 2050: we will be the New Townsburg Relocators because the all-encompassing fog has enveloped Old Townsburg

sports team names in 2599: blood. blood. blood. blood. blood. blood. blood. blood. blood. blood. blood. blood.

[idkwhattoputbroo]

did I just write the suicide note of the summer??❓❓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[atleasttheyvegotstars]

dance yrself clean. then dance yrself clean again just to make sure. ocd soundsystem

[jovialtorchlight-deactivated202]

correct fronts