January's Little Joke

The reason I have not yet written an 'About Me' because a major film studio has the rights to my amazing life story...yeah, right. Francisco, Los Angeles. For more information, visit your local library.

[welcometoyouredoom]

[wadey-wilson]

waking up in 2020 be like. gotta check what catastrophes, riots and natural disasters i have missed during my 5h sleep

[ry-rie-deactivated20161219]

[cyelatm]

[motherissues]

Oh to be a dead bee floating gracefully in a 5ft deep swimming pool, riding the waves as children play Marco Polo around me

[thecollectibles]

Photo Studies by Yori Narpati

[xenodile]

"Ooooh ants can dodge the hot spots in a microwave" yeah so can my leftover lasagna, they ain't special.

[hungwy]

oh god im responsible for me

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[hydrogenpink]

Weekly finance meeting

[positivity-in-recovery]

[recharmed]

[3000s]

they dont tell you who the guy with the deep voice is who says "resident... evil." on all the title screens because he'd get too much pussy otherwise

[gothcostco]

what are you even supposed to do on twitter

every time i use it i get angry at someone every 40 seconds

[gothcostco]

twitter is like youtube comments without the videos

[darksilenceinsuburbia]

Todd Hido: House Hunting

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

the hotter it gets the more i realize i only fuck with the summer superficially and in concept

[animatedtext]