Cryptozoological Daydreams

Chaotic Cryptid. Excitable Dork. Semi-Professional Dumbass. https://youtube.com/@SaturnIsReal https://www.twitch.tv/saturnthecryptid

[saturnthecryptid]

just saw Iron Lung

[orcinus-veterinarius]

Woman at the zoo: Why do they look so sad? 😔

Sign literally 10 feet away:

[portland-sunshine]

I'll never forget being at the Oregon Zoo and hearing people talk about how sad one of the chimpanzees looked. He was sitting on a log, his back to one of the viewing areas, hunched over. And they were saying "oh, he looks depressed, he must hate it here."

But then when you walked around to the other side, you'd see that he was simply busy beating his dick like it owed him money.

[crispywisp]

[crispywisp]

that's fucking hilarious holy shit

[cryptid-quest]

Cryptid of the Day: Jersey Devil 

Description: When Mother Leeds had her 13th child, she cursed it, transforming the baby into a half-goat, half-bat-like monster. Since the 18th century, people have reported the Jersey Devil haunting the Pine Barrens of New Jersey. 

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Alien Romulus by Roman Novikov

[saturnthecryptid]

me: I don't like seeing this tag, I'm gonna block it

also me, when seeing a warning that a post contains a blocked tag: Oh ho! A secret! Shall I unwrap?

me, opening the tag: why am I angry

[girlnephew]

[ylkl]

Monsterverse villains👍

[lakevida]

lol he doesnt even know

[lakevida]

terribly sorry sir it wont happen again

[lakevida]

lmfaooo dude

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Tumblr user circa 2020: there has to be something wrong with you if you think cartoons are sexy. anyone who can get turned on by a drawing is a fucking loser lol touch grass.

Normal guy from 1932 talking to his coworkers: Betty Boop makes me so fucking horny I'm going to shoot myself in the mouth

[charl0ttan]

i miss toys

[charl0ttan]

does anyone even fucking remember anymore or is it hopeless.

[charl0ttan]

ok .

[saturnthecryptid]

guys only want one thing and its a giant toy of the monster planet Unicron from the Transformers franchise

[bebx]

IM F***ING DEAD?????

[dragon-in-a-fez]

is that caption your reaction or Tim Curry's

[souvenirsofsurgery]

Horror Movies on Internet Archive

Spider Baby (1967)

Black Christmas (1974)

Carrie (1976)

Suspiria (1977)

Alucarda (1977)

Possession (1981)

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

The Evil Dead (1981)

Evil Dead II (1987)

Army of Darkness (1992)

Basket Case (1982)

The Thing (1982)

The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

Re-Animator (1985)

Bride of Re-Animator (1990)

The Lost Boys (1987)

Nekromantik (1987)

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)

Singapore Sling (1990)

Man Bites Dog (1992)

Braindead (aka Dead Alive) (1992)

Ghostwatch (1992)

Perfect Blue (1997)

Cure (1997)

Pulse (aka Kairo) (2001)

[palant1r]

"hows the job search going"

[carrionhearted]

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

[deepinourengines]

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

[puter-wizard]

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