she could be satan!

[satvvvn]

               ok, ¿saben de un buen rpg? 

[sophielikestowrite]

i want a fucking serial killer plot like say muse a and muse b have been dating for the longest fucking time, they’re totally in love, and then at like 2 am one night, muse b comes back home fuckin covered in blood like “ok usually i have time to clean up, you weren’t supposed to see me like this but they had 911 on speed dial and i had to come home” and it’s muse a like oh, oh shit i’m in love with a serial killer and muse b like well fuck the love of my life knows i’ve killed like so many people and idk i feel like this could go places u know

[sukihelps-blog]

*whispers* Someone please give me a plot with a reckless underground boxer who cares very little for his life and/or safety and he meets and falls in love with someone who is shy, protective and worrisome at one of his matches and they fight constantly over the issue but they always come back to one another like please?

This can be m/m or f/m?

[ofhotheads-blog]

ok so imagine if muse a was the wealthy ceo of a large company and muse b was their personal assistant and they hate each other and argue all the time – muse b stays because it pays well, muse a doesn’t fire them because muse b is insanely competent at their job

muse a has recently been dumped/divorced and is in kind of a slump about it. muse b is totally unsympathetic and thinks muse a had it coming.

but then muse a gets invited to an event where it’d be very embarrassing if they went alone so they ask muse b to be their date

“come with me to this event” “no” “please i can’t go by myself” “sucks to be you” “i’ll buy you something to wear” “no” “it’ll be just like a vacation” “no” “five-star hotel” “no” “…i’ll give you a thousand bucks” “when’s the event?”

so they go but to their surprise they actually have a really nice time together and spend the whole night hanging out and dragging muse a’s ex (who may or may not be in attendance)

and maybe something romantic blossoms from it or it could just be a brotp thing but at the end of the night muse a gives muse b their check and muse b just smiles and rips it up and plz it could be really cute

[loyaltics]

a single dad x kindergarten teacher plot where his kid is in love with the teacher, always talking about them when they get home, making them pictures and always raising their hand in class being the best student they can be. the father finds this adorable because the kid is so whipped by this teacher he’s never met due to work and the fact his mother is always picking them up. so, parent teacher night finally comes and it’s time for them to meet. and the dad realizes the reasons why his kid is so whipped in the first place. 

[ritualtenebroso]

angsthq:

i reaaallyyy want to play a male in a smutty age gap plot. like so bad. i’ll pretty much do it in any plot, honestly. but i do have a few in mind??? but if you like this ill also go through your plots tag. i’m also apparently feeling the dude being rich a lot?? 

plot one. they live in this small town. so everyone who went to school together - has basically went to school together since preschool. he has been their teacher for several years at different times (like was their teacher in 3rd, 5th, 8th and now 12th grade or something). everyone knew everyone, and for years they saw him with a wedding band. it is about the middle of their senior year, and he suddenly isn’t wearing it anymore. he also seems more apathetic, and isn’t really being the good teacher he usually is. so one of the female students stays after class to ask if he’s okay. maybe nothing happens right away except for talking but she also starts vanishing from her 5th period class cause that is the period he has free with no class. give me blowjobs under the desk while he teaches another class, give me him venting about his divorce, give me him trying not to defend her from her shitty ex boyfriend. give me fluff, smut, and angst. 

plot two. give me a long distance sugar daddy plot. i’d love to have a few threads of texting, IM, maybe skype, etc before they meet, though. they meet on seeking arrangements. he is a ceo of a huge company, and is in a miserable marriage. he gets irritated and signs up for seekingarrangement. he has been with his wife since he was 20, and now this 18/19 year old girl is messaging him. he falls head over heels for her, is texting her behind his wives back, etc. he sends her money, shoes, etc. give me skype sex. give me him lying about a business meeting to go on a vacation to some tropical place. give me lots of sex in interesting places. give me him being this grumpy, sort of stoic guy and her being his giggly sweet girl who brings out his adventurous side and makes him do things he wouldn’t normally do cause he is so serious.

plot three. six months ago he let the nanny give him head. he has been avoiding talking to her since, and is really flustered. she is a full time, live in nanny in their giant mansion. i’m getting a ‘living in england’ vibe, but i’m not sure. he has 3-4 kids running around with his wife of years. the nanny can’t stand the wife, but is obviously polite. his wife is bitchy, whiny, and all she cares is about appearances. who cares if you’re actually happy? just play happy. pretend to be happy. the nanny loves to fluster him when the wife isn’t home. she’ll wear short outfits, lean over, not wear underwear, forget to wear a bra. it was a holiday. so they invited the nanny to eat dinner with them. she starts rubbing him under the table. later on that day, he pulls the nanny to the side into the bathroom or something to tell her that she had to cut it out and that it was a one time thing. out of the blue  - he kisses her hard. just give me lots of behind the wives back, and maybe she gets pregnant down the line?

sexism tw. plot four. give me an arranged marriage. they live in a made up country or a small country or whatever where you can get remarried if your wife/husband dies.  i’m really getting the vibe that it is a very small country..that has all of the modern technology but as far as their like..standards and rules - they’re years behind. so they put him in an arranged marriage with this like 18/19/20 year old. and he is just like “what the fuck?”. they’re expected to have kids, have a good life, etc. maybe it isn’t a big deal to have an arranged marriage outside of your wealth system, or something. like its just luck of the draw. you could get married to rich men, or someone totally broke. she was super poor growing up, and now is being thrown into marrying a very rich, very notable person in their house. she went from not caring about what she looked like to being told how to dress, how to smile, etc. she just isn’t happy, and maybe he tries to defend her? keep in mind this plot obviously has lots of elements of sexism, a ‘traditional’ woman (taking care of your husband, etc). i do not agree that this is okay, but it is a plot.

plot five. give me the opposite of typical age gap plots. he is innocent, and she is the experienced one chasing after him. he was so focused on being a doctor, etc that he is just completely skipped girlfriends, lovers, and hook ups. he hired this girl online to pretend to be his girlfriend. his friends are getting on his nerves, and he just doesn’t want to hear about it. maybe nothing happens at first, but eventually she comes onto him?

plot six. i’m really feeling idris elba x selena gomez for this?? i’d be down for other faces, though. give me a really smutty long distance plot. i’d love for it to actually stay long distance for a bit, though. rather than starting when they’re about to meet each other. maybe they met online on some dating site, or some social media site. she constantly sends him nudes when he is at work (he is a lawyer). they’re constantly sexting, but also give me fluff, cuteness, and reassurance. maybe she is a single mom, and has trouble finding dates. i’d love for them eventually to meet, and just cuteness.

[random1x1plots]

muse a and muse b are randoms who get stuck in an elevator. muse a is a grumpy shit and muse b is a nervous wreck but when they start going into a panic attack, muse a tries to calm muse b down with everything that they can think of. when all fails, muse a kisses muse b and the kiss is off guard but it helps because it confuses muse b so much so there’s angst and tension and ‘why did you kiss me?’ ‘you kissed me back?’ ‘yeah but.. wow your lips are soft’ ‘and ur a good kisser’ they make out some more and it can be smut and the the elevator doors open and they both go the same way. muse a says they’re late to a possible hire interview, muse b is like ‘i have an interview too’ and you can guess that muse b turns out to be the one muse a is interviewing and muse a is all ‘hiring means i can see you again’ and it’s cliche but who cares

[mackenzies1x1-deactivated201609]

ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE AUS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[retrologists]

martinski1x1:

I thought you were a walker and shot you in the shoulder au

You accidentally walked into my walker trap and now anything can get inside au

I saved you from a walker so now you kinda owe me au

You’re younger than me so I automatically feel responsible for you au

You’re actually good at finding supplies au

I found you lying on the side of the road injured and covered in walker blood and I’m not sure if I can trust you au

You saved me from a walker so now I kinda owe you au

We met at a “safe haven” and neither of us feel very safe here au

You’re holding me prisoner until I prove that I’m not infected au

I’m holding you prisoner until you prove that you’re not infected au

I found you upstairs in this abandoned house au

You almost hit me with your car au

Trying to act like everything isn’t messed up au

You had to shoot your only family and now we only have each other au

I lost everyone to the virus and you never had anyone to begin with au

I feel responsible for you au

You feel responsible for me au

I found you drunk and thought you were a walker so I punched you in the back of the head au

You stole my supplies while I wasn’t looking and now have me at gunpoint au

We found a place to stay and I haven’t seen you in a few hours au

“I don’t need protecting” au

“You’ll die out here on your own” au

“I can’t do this without you” au

I was a bad person before this started but now it doesn’t really matter au

“You’re really going to leave me out here!?” au

You’re acting strange and I can’t tell if you’ve been bitten or not au

I accidentally fell in love with you and now I can’t let you out of my sight au

“Who’s baby is this?” au

I’m trying to save you but you’re too stubborn au

The one I loved left me for dead au

My old group betrayed me and now I’m going to die without your help au

[urbanclitoris-blog]

but… muse a and muse b are little dorky virgins in college and they decide to become fwb and they critique each other on kissing and giving head and shit and it can be cute and smuTTY and angsty depending on how the relationship develops but please i need this 

[elwinioxrph]

muse a is back home for a visit with their family. upon arrival, they notice that their small town is deserted and there isn’t a soul in sight. muse a finally comes across someone, muse b. muse b and muse a have known each other since childhood, but had never gotten along. muse b tells muse a about what is happening (zombies/aliens/government/whatever your heart desires) and they  decide to stick together and try to survive until they find more help.

[elwinioxrph]

Conflicting Ship Plots

they are competitors - the same job, the same championship, etc.

they are straight-up enemies - one them wants to buy the land to build a resort, and the other wants it to get turned into a nature sanctuary. one is a defense attorney, and the other is a prosecutor. they’re soldiers on opposing sides of the war, etc.

they already won - they inherited an estate that should have been the other’s, or one got the job that the other was hoping to be promoted into, and they are seething.

they broke their heart in the past - maybe there was a good reason behind it, or maybe they were an idiot then and realize it now. 

they did the other wrong in the past - maybe they wronged the other’s family member or friend. 

they have has trust issues - their last relationship ended in a terrible betrayal.

they have intimacy issues - maybe because of a traumatic past, they feel too vulnerable if anyone knows about their real emotions or weaknesses. maybe they’re a psychic, a behavioral expert, or just the one person who can see right through the other and it makes them uncomfortable as hell.

they don’t trust their dating choices - they’ve gotten involved with several losers in a row, and they’re taking a break, maybe a permanent one.

they believe no one can truly love them - they made a terrible mistake in the past, or they’re not attractive in the conventional manner.

they are good friends - they don’t want to risk ruining their friendship by taking it to the next level.

they are co-workers - they don’t want to make things weird at the office, restaurant, or wherever they both work.

they are freaked out by who they really are - a werewolf, vampire, ex-con, spy, etc.

it was supposed to be sex only - they were going to be friends with benefits, or maybe one of them is an escort. falling in love goes against the original arrangement.

their love was supposed to be fake - they were pretending to be in love or married, or they entered a marriage of convenience. 

they were faking it at first - they made a bet that they could bed the other, or pretended to like the other so they could learn their darkest secrets.

they have moral qualms - one of them is the other’s boss, their teacher, their captor, ex-girlfriend or their best friend, and that gives them pause.

they are struggling with personal issues - one of them is grieving the death of their significant other, best friend, their child, or they have PTSD from battle or some other terrible experience.

their love is forbidden by others - it’s against the rules, spoken or unspoken, of their family, organization, community, or religion.

they are into something that the other doesn’t like - it could be an addiction, like alcohol, drugs, gambling, or a profession, like boxing or defending corrupt clients in court. whatever it is, the other wants no part of it.

their cultures clash - one of them is a rock-n-roller and the other is a  business executive, or they love the city life and the other is all about small-town living.

one of them is promised to someone else - maybe the wedding’s already planned and everything. they might have reasons for going through with a loveless marriage.

one of them is married to someone else - it is some weird legal, not-consummated arrangement, or the other ran away long ago because their spouse was an abusive asshole.

they are infatuated with someone else instead of them - they don’t realize yet that this other person is awful.

they are interested in someone else in addition to them - they’re having trouble making a decision on who to be with.

their time is together is limited - one of them is going abroad to study in the fall, their work visa is almost up, or one of them is about to go on a space mission to another planet, never to return.

being together would require a big sacrifice - one of them would have to say no to their dream job or they would have to move away from their family.

they are a danger to the other’s safety - they’re a spy, vampire, drug lord, gang leader, etc.

they think they’ll only make the other unhappy - they’re dying of a disease, suffering under a curse, can’t have children, etc.

they are a suspect - in a murder or robbery case.

they have a reputation - a materialistic douche, a heartless womanizer, a stone cold killer, etc.

they have terrible first impressions of one another - they might have gotten off to an awful start by arguing over something.

they love their freedom - they always saw themselves as the carefree type who would never settle down.

they don’t want distractions - one of them has a very important job to do, and they can’t afford to get sidetracked.

[zceydeutchs]

someone give me a plot surrounding two witches (of any gender) that have been on-again, off-again lovers for centuries. We can decide their starting point, it could be the Salem witch trials, or maybe the French Revolution. Whatever it is, these two have lived through some of history’s greatest moments, but not always side by side. As time goes by, they have fights and go their separate ways, yet always find their way back to each other. Here’s the only problem: they never had to hide their powers until now. With social media, anything they do that’s obvious would put them in danger. Now they need each other as they try to live rather inconspicuous lives in order to survive.

[pyrrhicisms]

MY DAD’S A POLICE OFFICER AND HE ALWAYS COMES HOME COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS DUMB NEW PARTNER WHO’S STRAIGHT OUT OF TRAINING AND WHEN THEY FINALLY HIT IT OFF HE COMES OVER FOR DINNER AND FUCK I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS SO HOT AU

[writing-prompt-s]

You’ve been dating your partner for six months. Tonight they’ve invited you to a work event, and as you step onto the red carpet, you realize it for the first time: you’re dating a celebrity.

[jessroleplays-deactivated202007]

a plot where muse a is 18/19 and his parents are divorced and he’s been living with his mom in a whole different state because he really hates his dad and wanted to be as far away from him as possible. his father is a rich business man who never had time for him when he was younger which eventually broke his family apart. a couple of years later, his father invites him to stay with him for the summer to make up for lost time. he doesn’t want to go but eventually gives in because his mother begs him to go. muse a is dragged to one of his father’s business parties against his will one night. at the event, he sees muse b admiring a painting in a room. muse a approaches muse b who is in her mid 20s and instantly starts flirting with her, insisting that she was more beautiful than the artwork itself. they have a flirtatious conversation, sharing laughs and compliments before his dad comes up, placing a hand on muse b’s back and saying, “son, i see you met my fiancee.” and muse a is just baffled because how could someone as beautiful and sweet as her be with such an asshole??? imagine all the angst and sneaking around!!

[ritualtenebroso]

treesdoes1x1:

no but gimme a plot where the girl’s a mob boss’s daughter, and the boy is a cop fresh outta the academy and he doesn’t realize that the girl he’s been flirting with is the daughter of the guy he’s trying to get behind bars.

[ritualtenebroso]

bloodspcrt:

set in a small town. muse a is in their mid thirties, divorced, has a kid. muse b is 18-22. after hooking up a couple of times, muse b is shocked to find out that muse a actually wants to take them on a date. despite the age difference, they get along well. fast forward a month or two later and they’re a couple, much to the dislike of people around town, muse a’s ex and possibly muse b’s parents. no one seems to think it’s gonna work except them, but they’re trying anyway. basically a big ol messy age gap plot where things aren’t always perfect.