a starter list based off all the dumb shit my friends & i said
‘ hit me with that hand! hit me with that hand! YOU CANNOT ‘
‘ . . Boi, if you don’t - ‘
‘ YOU ARE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MAN ‘
‘ it’s always time for spaghet ‘
‘ why do i always look like danny devito? ‘
‘ why work when you can get a sugar daddy? ‘
‘ sorry i dont speak english ‘ (yes, as you say this in english)
‘ you better watch out. you better watch out! yOU BETTER WATCH OUT ‘
‘ all my icons turned into mushrooms ‘
‘ i dont mind ass to the face but this was not consensual ‘
‘ i want to get run down by jeffree star’s pink rolls royce ‘
‘ if i shoved a disneyland churro up my ass, would that give me a sweet, magical ass? ‘
‘ if that kid coughs on me, im gonna punt him/her down the stairs ‘
‘ if you make your eyebrows any thinner you’re gonna turn into an anime character ‘
‘ im gonna shister snap ‘
‘ spill the damn tea or i’ll spill it for you ‘
‘ im having a memory of a memory ‘
‘ im having the most wonderful seizure ‘
‘ well fuck me sideways, what now? ‘
‘ your kpop is making me fuck up my eyeliner ‘
‘ my moisturizer looks like splooge ‘
‘ those are some thot ass looking jeans ‘
‘ im gonna inject espresso straight into my bloodstream ‘
‘ i wanna eat spaghetti of her his/her toes ‘
‘ im gonna fucking throat punch you ‘
‘ iTS YO BOI, SKINNY PENIS ‘
‘ im gonna fucking astral project out of my body ‘
‘ i want to fling myself into the sun ‘
‘ you’re glowing to the gods ‘
‘ you look like a glazed donut ‘
‘ bet you five bucks you won’t do it ‘
‘ if i write another paper im gonna cry ‘
‘ i accidentally called my professor ‘mom’, what do i do??? ‘
‘ you’re goth, we get it. ‘
‘ if i punch it, will it make it better? ‘
‘ uh uh, this is some bad juju ‘
‘ i need to assess my crystals ‘
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