Weird Sweaty Checkles

just stuff i find funny i guess

[cetitanhasmoved]

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

[crisis-actor]

[softchad]

[memesupremo]

[boyfriend-beater]

you’re 23 and you learn rosemary kennedy was lobotomized at 23 and you’re like my god she was barely an adult. then you’re 27 and you’re like holy hell amy winehouse was just starting her life. and then, presumably, you reach 36 and you’re like christ alive marilyn monroe was only 36. and so on and so forth

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

hey slurt

[unwastelandunbaby]

thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

[ladamania]

(via @divorce-enjoyer)

[teathattast]

[throathole]

I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[bonivers]

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

[bugdotpng]

very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"

[al-gorythym]

From our French vacation

[drtanner]

Did you need a human to take the photo for you?

[cat-eg]

Take a look at this DELICIOUS, MOZZARELLA CHEEeh Ladies and gentlemen, take a look at this- ᵒʰ… LADIES and gentlemen if you could TAKE a look- noNONO NO DON'T ALL OF YOU LEAVE, DON'T ALL OF YOU LEAVE, stay, stay! stay- i promise!

take a look at this

scrumptious

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEse

pizza

[yellbug]

modesty

[keenbugg]

living a day as a fat preteen girl would break the spirit of most fully grown men

[transgothzoey]

From a state hearing in Texas

[stetsil]

I may not be conventionally attractive, but at least I bring a sort of chaotic energy and whimsy to the situation.