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sam lavey. alaska. It's that easy  tagged/m

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

Me as a car

[straightboyfriend]

every time i jump my dick hits me in the face & i die

[nnanii]

[demiboy-mint-choco-deactivated2]

Can’t you hear my penis SMACK

I’m flat on my back

[jumex]

pasta is an antidepressant

[fakehistory]

The Migration of Tea Along The Silk Road ( Circa 1700 AD)

[kaasbolletje]

[blackqueerblog]

I’m not crying.

[unicornempire]

Often times effort matters so much more than the thing itself. Whatever you can do, simply trying to do it at all is often more than enough.

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

You don’t need money to have the richest experience like this one

[yourbigsisnissi]

A part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. The older you get, the more mistakes you’ve made, opportunities you’ve missed, people you’ve disappointed. And every day you have to remind yourself to be kind and forgiving of yourself. You accept and love the you from the past and understand that it’s all a part of the process. Then you move on and live your best life, knowing now as old as you feel today, you’ll never be this young again.

[heartial]

af·ter·glow

/ˈaftərˌɡlō/

noun the color left in the sky after the sun has set or good feelings that remain after a successful or pleasurable experience.

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

BLACK FOLK HAVING FUN IN THE SUMMER:

My Type by Saweetie (2019) dir. Daps 7/11 by Beyoncé (2014) dir. Beyoncé Reel It In by Aminé (2018) dir. Adam Amine Daniel & Jack Begert Work by Rihanna (2016) dir. Director X You Was Right by Lil Uzi Vert (2016) dir. Spike Jordan Made For Now by Janet Jackson (2018) dir. Dave Meyers

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

[moussela]

[199303-deactivated20201218]

were you a green day, my chemical romance, paramore, linkin park, simple plan or evanescence emo?

[criedforme]

me @ me: …I’m like………worried about you

[slightmood]

no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

[slightmood]

I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible