SaucySpectre

[saucyspectre]

M. 39, black hair, green eyes, scarred face.

Keep this professional. Keep this adult. Keep this organized. I ask if you know my name, do not use it here.

Minors will be blocked, this is an adult space.

hi it's brokenxana again, don't expect this to be used too much. This is a pokemon irl account but if it's on this blog I'm not tagging it as such. Saucyspectre will be the main tag.

IF it comes down to it, #/AugustThird and #/February28th might show up

[saucyspectre]

it wasn't your hand that got chopped, congrats on the bottom surgery

my rhpenor...

[lunarthesugarglider]

nurse who says "this isnt a sexual thing i promise" before taking your blood pressure

[saucyspectre]

Dude you really should seek a doctor, that shits free. Like.

Make an appointment and bring someone, so they dont call an emergy contact.

Cmon you cant be doing doggy style if putting any pressure on your hands hurts it.

[ask Deleted]

[DEDUCTION] - Our Parole officer will contact Ma when they show tomorrow.

[VENGEANCE] - Shit.

[saucyspectre]

DONT JACK OFF WITH A BROKEN HAND???

You are days too late

[saucyspectre]

Jacking off must suck when your dominant hand is fucked.

For someone who isn't a masochist yes

[saucyspectre]

anyone ever, who would you shag, your boyfriend is not an option

Is your mother on the table cause she will be

I had a massive crush on that draydon guy growing up, probably him

[saucyspectre]

https://www.tumblr.com/stjohnstarling/803325224137474048

yup

[stjohnstarling]

(So turned on I can hardly think) Oh yes it was absolutely vile. Appalling and disgusting. Repulsive. Simply unthinkable.

[emnesoi0]

[USER GOT A SWEET TITJOB FOR THIS POST]

[emnesoi0]

[USER WAS SUCKED OFF CRAZY STYLE FOR THIS POST]

[emnesoi0]

[USER WAS BAKED A DELICIOUS CAKE FOR THIS POST]

[emnesoi0]

[USER WAS GIVEN A SMACK ON THE BUTT AND A "GOOD JOB, SPORT" FOR THIS POST]

[saucyspectre]

https://www.tumblr.com/brokenxana/820365973009891328

Let's see what this clown posted now

[saucyspectre]

never too late to try to be a father the old fashioned way

got it boss

I'll keep fuckin that old man o7

[saucyspectre]

HAPPY DAY AFTER FATHERS DAY, THE MOON TOLD EVERYONE THAT THE LOPUNNY SLEPT WITH YOUR NIECE.

Yeah I saw. And got texted.

'Least She's havin fun.

[saucyspectre]

so going from those hateful beginnings how did you figure out you wanted to suck and fuck everyone instead

Predating my hateful beginnings, high school

Little Me has an adventure discovering "Well I like last name but I also like first name, can I date them both?"

And sure enough, my father said "No."

[saucyspectre]

YOU GOT IT BOSS o7 it'd be an honor to break your arm sexily.

thank fuck

[saucyspectre]

if someone like bent your arm until it broke but like in a sexy way would you be into that

Hm.... Yes that's quite hot actually here's my address

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

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[snoleopard7]