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What is this year leaping?

How to know if your Valentine’s advances were…too…advanced.

Orc-focused safe sex talk.

Does vinegar work on blood stains?

At what point is it no longer rude to throw away this thrice damned sweater I received as a gift?

Is New Years murder the same as a New Years kiss?? Asking for friend.

Best gift for someone who created the world?

Merry Christmas from Mordor :)

Will a warg choke on a rawhide I'm worried she ate a piece

Will it snow in Mordor this Christmas?

Does El Nino affect Mordor?

Best tool with which to scratch one's nose under a nonremovable helmet.

Lessons in menacing while simultaneously looming.

How do I get Melkor to notice me?

How to tell Eru his song themes are cliche

How do my orcs keep breeding when there are no females? ?

why is my cell service so spotty? + I live in a tower??

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