Listen I just want a dragon.

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[vault-of-amber]

watching an essek early scenes compilation and losing my mind over the mighty nein going "this really powerful guy that keeps giving our wizard spells and driving us around everywhere loves ominously mentioning how we're gonna have to pay him back soon... but hes niceys so im sure it'll be fine!" and then it literally was fine. he never asked for a single favour back. he almost started to but then they caught him doing treason and made him cry so it was forgiven. its like they're on a path of the most obvious foreshadowing in the world but jester keeps painting all the cobblestones bright pink. matt fighting for his life dropping increasingly unsubtle hints that this guy is not to be trusted but then they trust him anyway and it works out in their favour like this is the only character in the whole campaign they're not immediately plotting to kill, who starts off secretly plotting to kill them, but then without even consciously trying they change his mind through the power of friendship so it turns out they were right all along. who on earth is doing it like the mighty nein

[byjove]

Though I don’t have a fear of dogs, I find it really sad and disgusting the way the phobia is treated at large. Cynophobia is one of the most common and debilitating phobias and it often forms in childhood, especially after a traumatic event. I grew up in the middle of nowhere with a lot of unleashed, untrained and/or stray dogs and I was bitten and knocked down by several dogs as a kid. Your dog might be your best friend, your dog might be a very good dog but that person may look at your dog and only remember being a helpless 6 year old child with a dog’s jaw around their neck. The fear seems irrational and hilarious to you, someone who has had mostly positive interactions with dogs but remember not everyone has lived the life you have.

So many dog owners are practically allergic to doing anything to alleviate human anxiety around their dog, even things that would greatly benefit the dog like keeping it leashed and not bringing it into high stress environments* without cause. If a friend told me they were afraid of cats, I’d tell them it is best we meet outside of my home because that is a completely reasonable accommodation. There are so many horror stories about someone being told another person is afraid of dogs and repeatedly putting them in situations where they have to be in close proximity to a dog without that person’s consent because they think it’s funny or because ‘My dog is such a good dog. It’ll definitely change their mind about dogs. This is like impromptu exposure therapy.’ and it makes everything worse.

Someone being frightened and on the verge of a panic attack at your little Shih Tzu mix may seem like an amusing overreaction to you but those bitches (pun absolutely intended) do bite and the safest thing to do for that person and your dog is to keep them separated. You don’t know what life they’ve lead.

*This post is not about service dog and handler teams. If your dog is a disability aid, it is the responsibility of others to Buck Up and Deal regardless of their opinions on dogs. This is about the epidemic of terrible dog owners taking their poorly trained dogs places and being completely inconsiderate towards others AND their own dog.

[byjove]

RIGHT! Someone saying “Dogs are not my thing. I’m a bit nervous around dogs. I’m not fond of them.” is so different than wishing harm on your dog. I’m a cat owner and I’m very used to people who hate cats saying vile things about them but there really is a stark difference between “I don’t really like cats.” and “I would love to sic my dog on your stupid fucking cat.” but many dog owners see anything other than totally loving dogs as a sign the person is inherently evil.

[uncommonviolet]

Other people have said this better, but as a person who loves dogs, as a person who is mostly a homemaker and so is home with, training with, and working with my dog the overwhelming majority of my time in my life, your dog should never be off leash in public and frankly it should be muzzled anywhere that is not your own property.

This is not cruelty, this is not unfair to the dog, if they dont like muzzles and leashes its your job to teach them. your dog may be beautifully trained but other dogs may not! other animals, other people, they are not trained on your dog like you are. you cannot predict how your dog will react in every situation, because you cannot predict every situation it will be in.

And the thing that makes me craziest - if your dog bites somebody who's willing to get mad about it (or a kid with parents who are), animal control will kill it. if your dog injures someone from your negligence they will kill your dog. they will kill. your dog.

if you cannot bring yourself to have enough empathy for other humans you are stressing and endangering, at least have some for the animals whose entire existence relies on you not actively gambling with their lives.

[xyriath]

Also have some pics of the children I've been fostering

[xyriath]

Popping on for .2 seconds to ask if anyone knows of anyone who's doing commissions; I'm looking to get some done of my d&d characters.

One of them is like spooky viny shambling horror vibe and the other one is smoking hot. If y'all know anyone up for either of those, holler!

[thebrightestlodge]

Name ten female characters you like, you get zapped if it's jsut a male character you call a babygirl or other feminine nicknames because I can't see people calling Lestat coquette again

[xyriath]

She was a mechanic today

[imaginarylands4000]

Berries.

[dragonomatopoeia]

i've died on smaller hills, so i can't judge. but i do think it's funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan's absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs

[emi--rose]

I was clearly not at the devils sacrament what the fuck

[slipping-into-madness]

[ralfmaximus]

Nature is healing

[rukafais]

oh my god it's real

[sirfrogsworth]

Hey, here is some new frustrating discourse.

I'm going to clear this up super duper quick.

And then we can move on and discuss more important things.

Okay?

Here goes...

Nicolas Cage is an incredible actor who is very bad with money so he has to act in terrible movies because otherwise they will repossess his dinosaur skull collection.

But even when he is in terrible movies with terrible writing he refuses to phone in his performances. And sometimes when you are acting your ass off while saying some of the dumbest dialogue ever conceived it can give the appearance the acting is the issue rather than the writing and story.

Hayden Christensen knows that feeling all too well.

So next time you see Nic Cage in a B movie acting a fool, just know he probably bought some new shrunken heads and forgot to pay the mortgage on his volcano island.

[flowersinthegrocerystore]

[keikomivra]

I've been thinking about you for years.

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[miggylol]

Look up your hometown on Wikipedia and scroll down to the "Notable People" section (if there). The most famous person in that list:

Is unquestionably famous. A broad range of people have heard of them

Is famous, but only to people familiar with a specific topic

Isn't particularly famous, but you'd still call them notable in some field

Is extremely niche. The Wikipedia editors were really reaching

There is no "Notable People" section for my hometown

Other/nuance/bald/extract

Voting ended onJul 19, 2024

[voidartisan]

I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like “yes hello I am here for sith training” just to see what would happen

[voidartisan]

Like, we know from the rako hardeen arc that he’s a good enough actor to pull this off. Combined with Dooku’s clear affection(?) for him, I think the council would have most of the separatists’ top military secrets in a month, max

[voidartisan]

I mean, even if Obi-Wan got caught transmitting information

Dooku:…what are you doing

Obi-Wan, panicking slightly: I’m a double agent. Passing them bad intel.

Dooku: I didn’t ask you to do that

Obi-Wan: …i’m taking initiative????

Dooku:

Dooku: We’ll it’s about time SOMEONE around here did

[voidartisan]

Palpatine: There have been far too many “coincidences” with the Jedi lately. The information your new apprentice is transmitting is accurate, I’m sure of it.

Dooku: My boy would never do such a thing

Palpatine: Your b— you know, the whole “no attachments” is a Jedi thing but I think we need to have a talk

[terapsina]

Let’s just add another layer to this cuz I bet that LIKE the Raako Hardeen incident no one tells Anakin anything.

So we also have an unhinged (but in the OTHER direction) Anakin chasing Obi-Wan across the galaxy going: ‘Come back to the light side, Master, you’re my brother!’

So now Palpatine’s dealing with the unexpected headache of his planned future apprentice being too busy trying to de-sithify the not-actually-a-sith!Obi-Wan to get sithified himself.

[wolverina2002]

Anakin suddenly throwing himself hard into being the perfect Jedi to guide his master back to the light is hilarious

[catflowerqueen]

#Palpatine’s plans foiled in the way he least expects

[yuumei-art]

Star Maker and Cloud Breaker✨ Both available as prints in my shop :)

[mishydraws]

⛔️ ART THEFT ⛔️

Ok... tbh I wasn't gonna put them on blast if they spared me the headache & just removed the listing but the more I sit with it, the more their responses irk me.

C'mon now. Don't try to turn it around on me and my feelings 🙄 You know damn well you didn't draw that.

They did remove the listing and I don't think they're necessarily malicious (just very dodgy with owning up to their own actions once caught) so we'll leave it at that but I did want to warn people to be very careful about purchasing anything from them. Nothing in their responses indicates to me that they've actually learned anything or that they won't just do some further half-assed edit to my art and re-upload.

I also can't be sure anything else from their shop isn't stolen as well so... just be very careful when you buy things from people. There are plenty of actual artists who could use your support instead.

Like me. I am an artist who draws my own shit. Here's my Etsy Shop and Patreon 🥲

[mothfulhansel]

some zosan doodles from idk about two months ago i think the bite ones were a request istg i cannot stand this blond fucko's smile every time i see it i need to punch him on the face so hard