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The most unrealistic thing about the new spiderman movie was that Peter Parker would own a Samsung Galaxy Z-Flip 7.

#look me in my eyes and tell me he doesn’t still use a beat to ass Nokia #or a stark phone for gods sake #spiderman #spiderman brand new day #spider man brand new day #Peter parker #tom Holland

Dude Rebekah deserves SO MUCH MORE OH MY GOD

#she just always wants to be good and have a friend or be loved and then everyone betrays her bc she’s a mikaelson #Klaus is EVIL to her #I HATE KLAUS #IM SORRY I KNOW EVERYONE THINKS HES HOT BUT I CANT STAND THE WAY HE TREATS HER #‘’he’s trying to protect her blah blah blah’’ I DONT CARE #the vampire diaries #Rebekah mikaelson #the originals #klaus mikaelson #sausagestews

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and out of the darkness - you you you you you

Everything golden dies (gets ads)

#the death of wattpad in 2016 #my calendar app rn #can we stop pls #remember when YouTube had like one skippable ad #inflation #sausagestews

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rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

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I swear Rocky is looking at Grace like he’s his 15 year old dog who is starting to make strange sounds in his sleep-

Rocky/Grace soulmate AU where the first place soulmates touch each other turns black, so rocky and grace never know until they both think the other is dying

#project hail mary #ryland grace #rocky phm #ryland grace/rocky #do they have a ship name #soulmate au