Savage Garden Fabel

The Duke of Fabels, Aberle Augegift, here. Tumblr seemed more anonymous than Facebook. Every young kraut needs a venting space.

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I'm CRYING

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"She had her moments of suicidal despair. We all do!" --Armand

Buddy, do need to talk or??

[thornsandwillows]

I’m gonna get personal here, but I found myself a lot more surprised than I imagined, followed by realizing nah, I shouldn’t be surprised at all here. No one wants to listen when you tell them to stop using the G word, that it’s not about ~wanderlust~ and ~freedom~. “Gypsy” is not for your aesthetic blog. But hey, why not take it another level too? “We want to be referred to as Romani.” Well, Facebook won’t even recognize it as a real word. Cool.

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Me at Carmilla

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Pat Robertson: Non-Religious Children Should Be Beaten Until They Respect Christian Beliefs

Robertson recommends that the grandson should be taken "to the woodshed and let him understand the blessings of discipline".

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Fuck Christianity.

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I overheard someone in a cafe today saying how having sex with a robot is "just as bad" as the real thing. I showed my Canadian coworker this article and asked, would you rather your abuser had one of these or gone after you?

She looked at me and said, "That's a joke, right?"

Just as bad, my ass.

(By the way pretty sure this is a fake article anyway but it doesn't stop people from reacting stupidly.)

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Lestat deciding to kill himself on a whim, flinging himself into the sun, and then is once again satisfied with life when the near-fatal experience gives him a slight tan is such a fucking mood.

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[searching-for-repentance]

The Thot has no power over the simple, hard working man

[garrulus]

villainizing Hamlet? thinking it’s cool? in the year of our Lord 2018…. wild.

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When your heart breaks at "Since I could not succeed, Fierro, saving you."

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FucK

When your crush finally dates you but they have a history of self-punishment and you wonder if you’re part of it. 

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[sarahtaylorgibson]

How to tell if you’re in an Anne Rice novel

God has abandoned you. You’re fine with it. Really.

You are a supernatural creature, and if not, you are swept up in a passion so otherworldly and consuming you may as well be.

You take huge revelations, shocks, and life changes pretty much in stride and don’t waste time resisting the unknown. The unknown might be a vampire or a new sexual experience or a grand international adventure, but most probably it’s all three.

You are strangely intimate with all your acquaintances and go on for pages about how beautiful they are. If you are male, It will come to light by your own casual admission that you have gone to bed with an older but still handsome and always disarming male friend of the family. You will call it making love. But no homo.

Everyone around you is exchanging needful touches and tender glances like this is a softcore porn novel. Wait, is it?

You swoon, cry, and pine an awful lot.

At some point in the narrative, you will end up in an ornate Catholic church and be filled with a sense of nostalgia and longing and existential angst.

You are really not okay with the apparent fact that God has abandoned you. You secretly hope you are still worthy of His love.

You spend at least 20% of the narrative in New Orleans, probably the Garden District.

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I knew it.

[survivingdaysalone]

“because a 16 year old girl who had her first orgasm whilst getting raped, had to watch her 34 year old rapist go free because she had an orgasm.

because when one of my guy friends told me and some friends he got raped by a woman when he was 12, a “friend” laughed at him and told him he should be happy he got laid that young.

because my 17 year old friend’s parents let her 14 year old brother roam the streets until 12am, but she has to be home by 10.

Because my brothers girlfriend, told the police she was raped and fell pregnant but the rapist didn’t get jail time as she got an abortion and the ‘evidence’ was gone.

because a guy from my old school was raped by another guy, but because he’s gay, they said it wasn’t considered rape.

because a 19 year old lesbian got raped by a guy, and he didn’t go to prison because he said “he only tried to turn her straight so she would be accepted by her parents”.

because in some cultures, girls (and boys, of course) still get thrown out of the family because somebody sexually assaulted them.

because they’re still teaching girls to walk faster at night instead of teaching boys that they shouldn’t rape.

Because they’re teaching kids that they’re only male rapists and not female rapists too.

because I have to explain why rape makes me mad.“

[alphawitchnyxx]

If you excuse rape for any reason stay the fuck away from me because you are literally a peice of human refuse.

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Most of the people I love are sex workers, so...

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