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I babysat this girl tonight and she was really excited to show me the part in mario odyssey where you can play as a t-rex and when she’s playing as the t-rex she’s like “I gotta watch out for those little spikey guys cause they’ll kill me. just kidding I’m a dinosaur” and then she told the alexa to fart

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🐾 PUMPKITTEN SPICE LATTE 🐾

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Ground turning dark, growing cold.

jhenne-bean

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

Yes, my diamond♪

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

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I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

c0litasxo

how cute

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me: fIGHT ME (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

me: *is afraid to ask people for help at stores* *stutters when ordering take out* *runs as fast as i can out of a room after i shut the lights off in case the shadow monsters try to get me* *will refuse to go back into a room after seeing a spider until i know for a fact it is gone*

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please read this

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Okay, so I’ve seen some of the tags on this, and a lot of it is making fun of this dude for thinking he was straight when it was so clear he wasn’t.

But ya’ll don’t get it. This is EXACTLY what it’s like to be bi. If you grew up in any sort of environment where LGBT was Not Accepted, and you had any inclination toward the opposite sex, you just ran with that, because that’s all you were ever taught to look towards. And because for the longest time even the media was all ‘you’re either gay or straight’, forgetting that the B in LGBT has been there for quite a fucking while, you had no outside stories or icons you could turn to for guidance.

No one teaches you what being in a same sex relationship is supposed to be like or feel like, and what’s worse, most likely all you know is a caricature of what a homosexual relationship and/or person is, so your own experiences really won’t match up. So none of what’s happening to you makes sense with what you know.

So I can 100% fully believe my dude here thought he was straight. Until society teaches what it also means to be bi, this will neither be the last nor weirdest story you ever hear about a bisexual awakening.

Give the dude a chance.