No. 1 garden gnomes rights activist. If you think your local gnomes are being mistreated, let me know. I love reading and fandoms (more on that in my pinned post). They/them.
I've seen several people do intro posts, so I thought I might as well do that in case someone accidentally finds this blog.
My name doesn't matter; you can refer to me as "hey you", "demon" or Fred or something, I really don't care. I'm lesbian & asexual, as well as non-binary, so I use they/them pronouns or whatever is funniest in the moment. I love reading and acting, and do the occasional piece of fanart.
Fandoms/topics you might see me post about:
Kotlc
Percy Jackson
Harry Potter (fuck JKR though, 🏳️⚧️)
Shadow and bone/six of crows
Hazbin hotel/helluva boss
Good omens
Narnia
The hunger games
Fnaf
LGBTQ+ stuff
Theatre/musicals/me being a theatre kid
(Musicals I like:
Little Shop of Horrors
Heathers
Hadestown
Dear Evan Hansen
The Great Gatsby
Death Becomes Her
I also recently got into Epic: The Musical)
I play the flute in band, so I might talk about that.
Oh and this is a side blog for fandom related stuff generally, my main blog is @emitheenbycrow but I don't post on there as much.
Uhhh yeah that's it really. If anyone is reading this, sorry? I guess? Also drink water, punch a TERF, and have a gay day. :)
Kenric saying that they "don't know" whether elves are immortal is so funny to me, because it almost seems to imply that he thinks that there's a legitimate chance that elves aren't immortal. Nobody's died yet, but we can't rule out the possibility that Fallon will drop dead any day now.
the true nature of fintan’s immense power was foreshadowed by the fact that he somehow had the ability to get five of his friends together at the same time for an activity
the hundreds of neverseen cloaks sophie found are actually for the army of orange cats fintan was training. since he’s in prison now the cats are all roaming around ravagog
There are no words to describe the genuine sense of grief which I feel upon the mysterious cat being deleted. Rest in peace, mysterious cat. You will be missed. I'm pathetic, but I never got the chance to say "I love you" back.
What is Keeper Sexywoman: It's an annual poll bracket to determine the most sexywoman woman in kotlc (not to be confused with a sexy woman) using this definition: "An often pathetic and/or morally questionable woman who is sexy (but maybe not in the conventional sense)" The past winners in order have been Vespera, Cadence, and Umber.
What are the portraits: Every woman in the competition gets her own portrait to be used in each of the polls she's in (with credit to the artist)! Examples of this can be seen here (1, 2, 3)
How do I sign up: It's easy! Just message me directly on tumblr asking for the woman (or women) that you want to draw! If you have any questions you can also message me about them! PLEASE DO NOT SEND YOUR REQUEST ON DISCORD OR THROUGH AN ASK! I will try to keep the list of women (below the cut) updated so that all of them who've already been taken will be colored red. You can ask for as many as you want, but remember that you only have about a month and a half to do it!
(Bonus! If you're feeling extra silly this year or want an added challenge, send me the word "hope" and i'll give you a randomly selected woman to draw)
How do I submit my portrait(s): You can message it to me directly and/or post it and tag me! PLEASE DO NOT SEND YOUR PORTRAIT ON DISCORD OR THROUGH AN ASK
What if I don't have much art experience but I want to participate: Don't worry! This is open to ANYONE who wants to participate, no matter the level of experience!
Rules:
Size does not matter but please make sure that you submit a square (or approx. square) picture. This makes the polls much easier to format!
It can be any kind of art! Traditional, digital, even crochet. As long as it's something you can send me a picture of, it works! Color is not a requirement but it is encouraged.
Portrait is a broad term! It is not limited to head and shoulders, you can draw as much of the body as you want!
It does NOT need to perfectly match canon. Headcanons are accepted (such as poc vackers or piercings) it just needs to be recignizable as the character! (If you have any questions about this, please don't hesitate to ask me!)
Gore is allowed in small amounts (for example, some blood is fine but maybeee don't have like their organs falling out)
Suggestive poses and small amounts of nudity are fine! Mostly just ask yourself "Would I want a 14 year old looking at this?" If you have any questions, message me!
PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME YOUR REQUEST OR PORTRAIT ON DISCORD OR THROUGH AN ASK!
You're laughing. I'm spending all my hours on this godforsaken Website because the Mysterious Cat messages are the only thing in this wretched world that still bring me joy and you're laughing.
It's still so funny to me that hobbit society has technology like pony-traps and handkerchiefs and post offices but the realms of Men and Elves, at least, are very much still in their version of the High Middle Ages. I would kill for a scene where Aragorn starts doing the whole Galavant thing - we shall meet when the night air grows as chill as the depths of Moria and the setting sun colours the sky that particular shade of blue as to recall to us the sinking of Numenor into the very Sea Itself - and Pippin just goes 'have none of you guys ever learned to use a freaking clock'.
Sam is nearly reduced to tears upon trying to learn Gondorian recipes because all the cooks in Minas Tirith are using that old medieval technique of recite five Paternosters and the fish will be perfectly fried. Please. They're called egg-timers. Every hobbit has one. He'll buy them one himself if they'll just let him cook like a normal person.
‘In the house of Elrond, and it is ten o’clock in the morning,’ said a voice. ‘It is the morning of October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know.’
I seriously doubt Elrond has a big old cuckoo clock hanging around Rivendell and messing up the aesthetics so wizards evidently do keep timepieces about their person. Does Gandalf have a Rolex?
"THIS ISN'T A SEX THING" I exasperatedly yell as my leitmotif and that of my mortal enemy are arranged and mixed to play as a single track during our final climatic duel.
"ON MY MOTHER'S NAME, THIS ISN'T A SEX THING" I desperately howl as my nemesis and I pull off a seamless, perfectly coordinated team attack on a greater threat, with no prior training or practice, our skills and habits mingling and mixing perfectly and naturally due to our dozens of duels with each other, leading to immensely intimate familiarity with each other's martial habits, combat tendencies, and overall skillset.
fintante becoming a super big ship on here (relative to the size of keepblr at least LOL) is very frightening to me because i remember a time when finitar felt genuinely more popular
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