All I can say

" Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds. " . . . -- Oracle Turret Affiliated with Citta Alveare ( Staying at District Zeta ) ( Rank ) Nobody ( Ability ) foresee an event five minutes in the future only once per day ( Weapon ) BB Gun

[galleryofmemesnplots]

Send a “❤” if you wish to rp with our characters. Send a “❤❤” if you wish to plot with our characters. Send a “❤❤❤” if you wish to ship with our characters.

Send a “❤❤❤ ❤❤ ❤” if you wish to do all of the above.  

[arosu-sama]

Send me ‘I want the K’ in the inbox and I’ll generate a number

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Me and input-command have collaborated and decided to make the meme bigger, more fun and crazy. We think we made it more complete and random than it was before. Happy drawing or whatever you’ll do with it! :D

Use https://www.random.org/ to generate a number!

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Back Kiss

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: ULTRA Forceful Kiss

21: Kiss in the Rain

22: Butt Kiss

23: Uppercut “Kiss”

24: Disgusted Kiss

25: Nose kiss lvl 2 - grab it with your mouth

26: Pocky/Spaghetti Kiss

27: Sub Sandwich Kiss

28: Hair Kiss

29: Ear Kiss

30: Accidental Kiss

31: RAGE Kiss

32: Wedding Kiss (let the ship sail)

33: Awkward Kiss

34: Inexperienced Kiss

35: Death Kiss

36: Kiss with explosions in the background

37: Anime Kiss

38: Greeting Kisses

39: Animal kiss

40: A Lot Of Kisses

41: Naughty Kiss

42: Potato Kiss

43: Kiss on the tongue

44: Then there’s tongue

[savedfromredemption-blog]

❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜

“ I’ve never heard you say anything stupid before. Are you sure that you is you?“ It was hard to believe that Athena could be dumb in any sort of way, not after personally giving her a minor history lesson on ancient Greece.

“Hmm. But if you feel bad about it... then I’ll say stupid things with you. We can be stupid together! Look... that bird is definitely not flying. Violins is always the answer. Icarus was fine after flying towards the sun and we should try it too.”

“Is this a good start?”

[paintingflcwcrsarchive]

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❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical  ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜

[roleplaymmemes]

The 10th icon in your folder is your muse’s offended face

[savedfromredemption-blog]

[savedfromredemption-blog]

“i’m here. i’m right here. breathe, please.”

It was still rather foreign to her; to take care of and to be taken cared of by others. But it was arguably one of her favorite things after arriving in this city, next to Chell, the thriving crowds and arcade games. So when the stranger cooed over her, checking to see if she had injured herself after taken a tumble down the stairs, her smile grew larger and larger.

“  I do not need to breathe... but I am in an incredible amount of pain. So thank you for the concern, it is most welcomed. Please continue doting on me.“

[skyesmemes]

sweet starters.

“you’re fucking beautiful, you know that?” “i will love you enough for the both of us.” “i don’t care what you’ve done. i just care about you.” “i would spend my entire life being what you need me to be.” “i will take care of you until i can’t anymore.” “nothing is more important to me than you.” “i’d kill for you.” “i would wait for you for as long as i have to.” “i will never let anyone hurt you.” “i’m here. i’m right here. breathe, please.” “i’d like to see them try and hurt you.” “i could lead a million lives and i’d still want to come home to you every night.”

[belssiah]

It had honestly been a while since someone really asked for help. Usually it was just desperation that made him jump in. He wasn’t really the type to play hero, that was Midori’s trait. But he might as well go for it this once.

Jumping from his place above the attacker and his prey, Kazuya cast Magarudyne, causing towers of green wind to create a barrier between the survivor and the aggressor. Seconds later, he landed where the towers of wind had been, as they dissipated after cushioning his fall.

As he landed, he stretched his arms to the air, still knelt slightly, and uttered to the world words that would do his friend proud.

“A plea for help in the night, the call of justice is answered! Masked Night Kazuya arrives to save the day! Ignore the fact that it’s not night nor am I wearing a mask!”

[savedfromredemption-blog]

When Oracle Turret called for help, she had expected assistance in the form of a call to the police. Or if she was lucky, a larger mob of good natured folks willing to give this man a stern talking to. Something simple yet practical  that would allow her to quickly make her way home. 

But that didn’t happen today. Instead, she would bear witness to the coolest event she had ever laid eyes. After his grand entrance, she applauded her excitedly, going right along with the theatrical show.

“Masked Night Kazuya, thank you arriving! I have never heard of you but already my faith in you is absolute and unfathomable. Please.. do what you must do. I believe in you.”

[relaxationvault-deactivated2017]

        The all too familiar lines causes her to freeze and turn towards its source. They-She, wasn’t a turret anymore, but human? Or was this another android, similar to GLaDOS? Either way, Chell doesn’t make any sign of wanting to leave the girl alone. For once, she felt happy to see someone that was from her own universe.         She nods her head, her lips twitching into a smile. ‘Yes, you sound familiar now.’

[savedfromredemption-blog]

The response was positive enough for her to find the courage to wrap her arms around the other girl and give her the tightest squeeze she could muster. Having her favorite person here in Hive City; there would never be a machine as lucky as her!

“I am so so so so glad to see you. Although, it’s not fair that you are imprisoned once again... but viewing a terrible, awful, disturbing situation through positive lenses is important. “

[kokonehime-blog]

“Oh.. It’s - I mean, I’m glad you don’t like hurting people. I don’t either.”

She pauses, considering the description as she speaks. “The … future? Branching timelines? Like… prophecy?” Athena would be the first to admit she’d never considered something like that, but an idea pops into her head. “Oh - oh, um! So, there was this famous sanctuary, in ancient Greece, which is where my name is from - you maybe know that, since you said you see the past. But.. the priestesses of Delphi were called Pythia. So… what do you think of Pythia? It’s.. more a title, I guess, than a name, but it’s nicer than Loudmouth, anyway!”

She could always be trusted to nerd out about history, especially Greek history, if given a chance. 

“And the Pythia were really honoured - a lot of people went to them. I’m sure I can come up with something better, if you don’t like it!”

[savedfromredemption-blog]

“Pythia... Pythia... Pythia....” She repeated the name softly, again and again before shaking her head excitedly in enthusiastic approval. “ Yes! That’s much better than Loudmouth. It’s very pretty. And sounds important. It’d be nice to feel important once. “ Finally a name of her very own. No more awkward introductions. No more derogatory names as a stand-in ( hopefully).

“ PYTHIA! The sentry turret, saved from redemption! If the other turrets were here, they would be very jealous. Ha ha...”

“ You did a very good job with this name, thank you Athena. I will return the favor one day. Ask me anything and I will do it... except for a handful of things.I won’t do those.”

[savedfromredemption-blog]

@relaxationvault

“ !!! “

Now that she had two eyes, she had to rub them both in disbelief. But the impossible image didn’t change and the person before her was very real. Excitement buzzed her nerves and she wanted nothing more than to hug her as tight as possible. What else should one do to their savior? The very reason she continue to think and live quietly, away from redemption?

“It’s you! It’s me-- Oh, I’m different again...?” 

But would she be able to recognize her? Oracle Turret looked every different now and their time together had been short.... 

“Get Mad... Don’t make lemonade.... Her name is Caroline. Do I sound familiar? ”

[savedfromredemption-blog]

@punchstart

“ Excuse me? Excuse me. Do you know how to dance? “ The sentry turret pats the man’s arm until she’s able to catch his attention, greeting him with a big smile and a little wave afterwards. 

 “ I’ve only been able to move my body recently. Would you mind teaching me a few moves? ” She gestures to the crowd of dancers excitedly. “ I promise not to step on your foot too hard in the process. I do not think I am very heavy. ”

[kokonehime-blog]

“Well, I’m sure whichever one you pick will be perfect! I’m not very picky.” Yes, she is realising this other woman is quite odd, but.. she’d be lying if she said it wasn’t quite endearing, in its own way.

Loudmouth, though, makes her pause. “That’s - horrible! You aren’t that loud, anyway, even if that were a nice thing to call someone!”

Well, Athena’s already decided the Oracle Turret is under her protection.

“You deserve a real name! Why don’t you tell me about yourself, and we can come up with one? Way better than whatever jerk called you Loudmouth!”

[savedfromredemption-blog]

“I’m glad. But please keep your guard up, Athena. Once I put the moves on you, your heart may not be able to handle it.” Humans were fragile, she understood that much. And words were like bullets. They would shoot right thorough you and leave you a red-face mess.

“I’m not?” The man had saved her from injury, so it was easy for her to accept the name. But thinking on it, with the amount of expletives he had used, perhaps he had only meant it in a joking manner?

“I do?” She realizes at this point she’s not offering much to the conversation. She nodded once, thought for a bit and proceeded to describe herself. “I am a sentry turret. Normally, my task would be politely asking trespassers to leave and disposing of them in a violent manner. But I don’t like hurting people. So I don’t.” What else could she say? Frankly, she didn’t think she was very interesting.

“I see things. Like the floor. Walls. The past. Future. Branching timelines crisscrossing like rivers on a scarred path. Other stuff.”

[kokonehime-blog]

Athena startles at the voice, the strangeness of it - it sounds so much like a language she doesn’t know, the bits not parsing the way she understands them. Seems like, for now, at least, she’s stuck with only ordinary hearing.

“Oh, um - hello! You don’t need to call me ma’am, really, I’m only 18!” She’s chipper, even if the … young woman? is a bit concerning, even if Simon would fuss and fret for this. Surely no one would try to hurt her here, in public.

“I’d be glad to get to know you better… but you only need to use a pick-up line if you want to, okay?” She can’t help but be a bit at ease with the woman, her smile infectious if a bit unnerving simultaneously. “I’m Athena. I guess we should start there, right?”

[savedfromredemption-blog]

“Very well. I will drop the formalities and proceed to be chummy. I am down with that.” How fun.To meet with a teenager and be free to chillax, as they commonly said. Though she figured her collection of slang would be rather... outdated. She hoped she wouldn’t embarrassed herself.

“I have never attempted to use one before. I will have to think very carefully as to which would be the perfect one for this situation. But for now... it’s very nice to meet you, Athena. I do not have a name myself but a man has referred to me as Loudmouth. Would you like to use that?”

[savedfromredemption-blog]

@kokonehime

“Target acquired. Dispensing.... compliments. You look very beautiful, ma’am. Radiating. ” It was hard to ignore those long locks of brightly colored hair and brighter smile, even in this dressed crowd. And with little ties to the people here, she found herself gravitating towards the stranger.

“I would like to get to know you better. Should I dispense pick-up lines as well?”

[savedfromredemption-blog]

With the ball extended, please like this post for a midsummer mini from Oracle Turret!

[arosu-sama]

Send me ‘I want the K’ in the inbox and I’ll generate a number

Version 2! Original post is unavailable, sorry about that!

Me and input-command have collaborated and decided to make the meme bigger, more fun and crazy. We think we made it more complete and random than it was before. Happy drawing or whatever you’ll do with it! :D

Use https://www.random.org/ to generate a number!

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Back Kiss

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: ULTRA Forceful Kiss

21: Kiss in the Rain

22: Butt Kiss

23: Uppercut “Kiss”

24: Disgusted Kiss

25: Nose kiss lvl 2 - grab it with your mouth

26: Pocky/Spaghetti Kiss

27: Sub Sandwich Kiss

28: Hair Kiss

29: Ear Kiss

30: Accidental Kiss

31: RAGE Kiss

32: Wedding Kiss (let the ship sail)

33: Awkward Kiss

34: Inexperienced Kiss

35: Death Kiss

36: Kiss with explosions in the background

37: Anime Kiss

38: Greeting Kisses

39: Animal kiss

40: A Lot Of Kisses

41: Naughty Kiss

42: Potato Kiss

43: Kiss on the tongue

44: Then there’s tongue