save Mike by following

[invera]

me

[hautedeath]

[cigarettestobreathe-deactivated]

once again he is 100% correct

[iraffiruse]

[cutbu]

[funkybug]

[gothicprep]

at first i thought that Science was a shit waste of time. then somebody did this study,. and now… hooboy.. now i like it

[lol-support]

[coolruby64]

everyone should flirt with me as a daily chore it is not optional

[angelicbreadroll]

LMAOOOO

[savemikewazowski]

Lady Macbeth: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Macbeth: i'm just happy to see you ;)

Lady Macbeth: pathetic

[theinturnetexplorer]

This professor gets extra credit.

[soprana-snap]

GIVE ME STATS WITH THIS PROFESSOR

[h0odrich]

[witchinspace]

I was watching friends and theres a fucking potato in the cake stand

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[tra-nsparent]

[obviousplant]

I made a trashcan for people’s hopes and dreams. 

[coffiocake]

The Birds Have Spoken

[teal-deer]

Ok look in most places prior to 1750 this would have been taken as a pretty strong fucking omen ok