HSS MC: I’ve made great friends on my first day of High School. I also showed some bullies that treating others badly isn’t a solution
Sophomore MC: I’ve made great friends on my first day of college. I also showed some bullies that treating others badly isn’t a solution. And I wrote a book.
LoveHacks MC: I’ve made great friends on my first day in a new city. I also showed some bullies that treating others badly isn’t a solution. And I started my own company.
RoE MC: I’ve made great friends on my first day on a cruise ! I also showed some bullies that treating others badly isn’t a solution. Also my grandma forced me to marry a man I just met for money.
TRR MC: I’ve made great friends on my first day in a small foreign monarchy! I also made dangerous enemies and got threatened and my good name was dragged through the dirt. All because the prince wanted to propose to me….. but I’ll show those bullies that treating others badly isn’t a solution ….oh and maybe the old king is secretly a murderer but that’s not out ye…..
THoBM MC: I’ve made great friends on my first day in a haunted house. They’re ghosts. Also I was attacked by my brothers ghost and the burning ghost mother of my not burning ghost girlfriend . But I showed those bullies that treating others badly isn’t a solution.
Hero MC : I’ve made great friends on my first day as a superhero. I also showed some villains that treating others badly isn’t a solution and one of my LI almost died! Also there’s a supervillain who’s plotting something but I don’t even know he’s a villain yet.
Everyone: And what about you, Taylor?
ES MC: Well….. I’ve made some great friends on my first day on a tropical island….
Everyone: aww, that’s nice!
ES MC: …. just to find out that they’ve already died over and over again. 2139 times to be exact. And each time I saw them die and couldn’t do anything, even though I’m a practically immortal being who will still exist when there’s nothing left of the universe anymore. I exist out of time and used my time traveling abilities to create a whole religion with me as it’s god. I waged a civil war. I collected my dead friends blood to forge idols out of it that should guide them. I found myself. Literally. I’ve been killed countless times and resurrected always. I fought a high tech killer commando, a giant sea monster from ancient mythology and faced unimaginable dangers. I’m up against a real supervillain, who sank the world into the apocalypse. I’ve seen the whole world burn.
Everyone: What the heck…?!
ES MC: …and I showed some bullies that treating others badly isn’t a solution?