hi

[sadnegro]

how do i stop fuckin thinking

[hehehe-1212-deactivated20230901]

i wanna be hugged till i fall asleep

[bad-days-are-ok]

[genericbanana]

what is this, a vending machine for ants?

[ubercharge]

ants need to stay hydrated too

[shwig]

Don’t drink from me or my son ever again. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bryanrl]

And that’s before taxes…

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[cryptovalid]

Similarly, your hatred of corporations should not automatically transfer to its lowest paid employees, like clerks and cashiers. 

[guccixcucci]

People are complaining that certain places are gonna start requiring a covid vaccine as if this is the first ever "mandatory" (not even) vaccine. You received like 6 vaccines when you were a baby and a couple more as you got older. Countries have been requiring yellow fever vaccines. Most schools you need certain vaccines to attend this isn't new. Immunization cards are not a new concept

[madistarlight]

(via @a-kyber-star)

asdk;askfj Rachel you're just going to leave this in the tags are you serious????

[twitterlols]

[postpresence]

[catchymemes]

[earthdad]

two worms at dinner

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is(:

worm 1: (:

[witchern]

shoutout to this bidet company for having THEE greatest marketing campaign i’ve seen in EONS.

[krabby-kronicle]

[guerrillatech]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[solo-munroe]

“You have been a joy to raise”

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

[funnytwittertweets]

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