My friend's child: Hey, Miss [savetheplanarians], your hair has WHITE STRIPES! Me: I know, right? Child, squinting thoughtfully: Did you get frozen like Elsa? Friend: Okay, we're not asking people that...
[eating breakfast on Sunday morning] Child: Hey, Miss [savetheplanarians], did you forget we're going to church today? Me: I didn't forget, I just didn't bring any church clothes to your house. Child, again squinting thoughtfully: Oh. I hope they don't see you. Friend: [Child]! People are allowed to wear whatever they want to church! Child: I'm not so sure about that.












