Cacophony

Forever chasing the high of the Scholastic Book Fair

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

the second most fucked up part of the folgers incest commercial is the brother is coming home from africa and his reaction to the folgers is "finally, real coffee"

[donttouchthevoid]

I was like you once

[tastefullyoffensive]

I draw the line at manual labor.

[mirdania]

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

[assiraphales]

at the people saying jack black couldn’t play star lord: why? no really, go ahead and tell me. I think I know the answer but I want to hear you say it.

[valarie-lynn]

Everyone on the notes has galaxy brain energy

[phantomrose96]

As someone who does not pay attention to lyrics in songs, I am always afraid someone who does pay attention is going to come along and see my music and be like “why are you listening to songs about kicking orphans and diverting funds from public libraries?” Like, I dunno! That’s news to me! The beat was fresh and the vibes were funky! I lose all knowledge of human language when the drum goes bop bop. I am as surprised and alarmed as you are.

[sensualcuriosity]

[anexperimentallife]

This whole thread is cool and wholesome.

[kaijuno]

[robertacolndrez]

Derry Girls (2018- ) ➤ Sister Michael ↳ Bonus:

[poipoipoi-2016]

If you're a side sleeper, get your shots on the side you do not sleep on.

[argumate]

what if you sleep like a rotisserie chicken

[ms-demeanor]

Then you're going to have to wing it.

[onceandfuturehimbo]

Sex doesn’t make us whole.

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL ASEXUALITY DAY!

[stars-bean]

“Grandma, it’s me, Anastasia!”

Anastasia (1997) Ocean’s Eight (2018) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005) The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) The Witches (1990)

[twitblr]

“If y'all die, y'all die” (x)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lonelyroommp3]

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

[celestiyal-deactivated20201022]

same energy

[ezk03]

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[hktk04]

bless y’all

[hktk02]

bonus:

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

This blew my damn mind

[glowin-theshark]

[d-eadnam-e]

I fucking KNEW there was a difference between address and address!

You address a person by their name.

You give someone your address.

[nyanbinyuri]

i hate this god damn bastard language

[stylampa-deactivated20220516]

making my brother watch gravity falls is great because most of the time he’ll be like “oh is x side character played by y actor” and i have to say “no its alex hirsch again” but last night he was like “wow alex hirsch did a great job on this shapeshifter voice” and words can’t describe the look on his face when i, vibrating, said, “actually thats mark hamill”