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friendly reminder that jughead jones is canonically aro/ace
happy pride month, everyone :)
this is literally all coded talk for him being gay but yeah anyway
ah yes because “i don’t go on dates”, “i don’t want to kiss PEOPLE”, and “i don’t get crushes” is gay coding sure lmao
yeah using the word asexual to describe a character is Obviously gay coding
Yeah because an openly gay character telling Jughead he doesn’t get his dilemma about finding other gay men to date is SO gay coding
WAIT HES ACE?!
Fuck yeah!!!!
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PEOPLE WOULD HAVE DIED
i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream
you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”
I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she shrugged and said “I just don’t care”. We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again.
new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks
Actual conversation I had at register: “Hi, welcome to [Starbucks]! What can I get you, today?”
“How much is it to fill a Venti with Espresso?”
“I- I’m sorry?”
“A venti cup. How much to fill it with Espresso?”
“Oh. uh. Well, it’d be I suppose… I only have a button for a Quad. I don’t have special pricing for twenty ounces of espresso in a single… drink.”
“Price is the furthest thing from my mind right now. How many ‘add shots’ is that?”
*deep breath of fear* “It’d be a quad with,” *clears throat* “uh, sixteen additional shots of espresso. But, ma’am, I should tell you that the shots will start to get really bitter if they have to sit and wait for us to pull twenty of them-”
“Taste means nothing to me.”
At this point I am truly fearing for my very existence in the presence of what must clearly be an eldritch being.
“Oh. Well, okay.” I put on my absolute best customer service smile to hide my terror and accept that I must face this dragon, fae, or demon with dignity. “We can certainly get that for you! The price will be _____.”
She begins to pay, I shit thee not, with golden Sacajawea dollar coins. We are a block from Wall Street, and this eldritch demi-being is paying for an unholy elixer with golden coins. My life will end soon, I am sure of it.
“Do you still have the ‘Add Energy’ packets?”
My heart began to race at this request. “Yes ma’am.”
“How many can I add?”
Futile though it is, at least I know the rote response to this. “For health reasons, we won’t add more than one per drink and we cannot sell the packets individually.”
“One then.”
I alter the order and tell her the new price. She pays, dumps the change and five golden dollars into the tip box. I write the order on the venti cup and pass it silently to the girl working the hot beverage station. Normally we called and pass, but this was … not something to be spoken aloud.
My fellow takes the cup, not thinking anything of the minor break with protocol, until she sees the order. She stares at me. “No.”
The woman, which I call her for no other greater insight into her terrifying being is within my grasp, simply stands on the other side and says, calmly but with a commanding tone I expect of Admirals in bad movies, “Yes.”
My fellow barista pales before her task. But we are dutiful, we are true to our task, great though it may be. She sets about clearing the two brand new Mastrena’s of all distraction, and sets two tall cups in the ready position. The energy packet is emptied into the venti cup, and the shots begin pouring.
The barista was damn near shaking. This woman’s gaze felt like the fires of the sun. Finally, the shots are pulled, the cup is filled, and the hand off takes place.
Our visiting Incomprehensible takes it to our milk bar and adds a dollop of cream. Satisfied, she proceeds to down what must have been half the damn cup.
Then she smiled at us, like a benediction and I was honestly filled with joy. And horror. She left, and we knew nothing more of her after that.
When I talk with other former employees, we quickly begin talking about “The Company” as if we’d never left, perhaps knowing that part of our soul still powers that awesome and terrible corporate machine. And when I share this story, other Baristas at first act shocked but quickly settle and comes the chorus,
“Yeah, I had one like that.”
@thenocturnekids13 ………… I feel like this was me, but I’ve never been allowed more than 12 shots.
It’s probably because of that eldritch being that they changed protocol and now you can’t have more than a specified amount of caffeine in a drink at any time, elsewise I’m sure that being would have ordered a trenta full of espresso shots.
man all those posts that are like "chore incompetence from ur partner is just a manipulation tactic" sure hit differently when you got a spouse with adhd who literally cannot be aware of the fact that there's garbage on the couch
anyway my fellow neurotypicals please stop assuming people can't just be bad at things in ways that seem ridiculous to you
I fully agree with this but also as an ADHDer I have some advice for other ADHDers who want to live harmoniously with partners/ friends.
Once someone makes you aware of an issue, take steps to try and make it better in the moment but also long-term. Putting the emotional labour on your partner to tell you to do things kinda sucks. For example, here's my list of things I try to do every day to help avoid that too much with my flatmate.
Before I go to bed:
- I straighten couch cushions because my flatmate likes this and it's not that hard
- I check the apartment for miscilaneous glasses/bowls and wash them
- I put any clutter on the main table away
Before I go to work:
- I check the bins and if something needs taking out, I take it out
- I check all the doors etc are locked and I have my keys
Unlike neurotypicals we can't trust that we will notice when something needs doing because trash-blindness is totally a thing (another post for another day). It is still on us, not our partners, to find ways around this though. Building checking-for-specific-trash/clutter into your routine can really help. You can set alarms if you need to. Also occasionally ask if there is any tasks you could be doing that would make living together better.
Finally, don't be hard on yourself if you forget sometimes - it legit IS difficult to do some "simple" things because our brains work differently, and that's not silly. The important thing is that we keep trying.
You all realize that chain restaurants can't work without this? The only thing I think should come fresh is meat and vegetables but it's not always possible to buy local products like that. Having prepped bags like that doesn't mean that they're buying the same shit from walmart or whatever. It's normal for them to have huge central kitxhens that prepare, package, and ship everything to each establishment so that they can prepare everything really quickly.
Like please just think about it for like two seconds. How else would they be able to make it taste the same at so many locations??? You should be infinetly more worried about chain fast food that adds tons of unecessary shit to their ingredients, and from sketchy sources, or from abusive factory farms. K? K.
aint mad or anything but id also like to add panera also doesn’t use preservatives which is huge in food like this, it’s frozen fresh so its not full of damn preservatives when you take it out
Finally, I can be me.
“Everybody gangsta until the broom starts walking.”
One of my fav parts From today’s @snapscube Luigi Mansion 3 episode
James Marsden and Jack Black in The D Train (2015).
Top 5 yaoi anatomies
The first one made me spit my coffee.
im so confused and afraid
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