I'll stop the whole world

Audrey. Just moved from Greenville and no, it isn't actually very green.

[necrophade]

idk if anyone cares but just to make it “official”:

audrey will be on hiatus for an indefinite amount of time because im way too busy atm to be running an askblog 

ill be back in a month or two idk

[savethetreesyo-blog]

[teenagedfeminist]

BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES DORITOS

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IS THIS EVEN LEGAL

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I'm not too fucking good with pick-up lines so just get the fuck in my bed

No, you get in mine.

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teenagedfeminist submitted:

ROMANTIC CHIPS

OH MY GOSH DORITOS

HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE DORITOS

[metalmegently]

teenagedfeminist replied to your post: savethetreesyo: metalmegently: I think you know…

Shit, I better be your Best Man.

Of course you’re the Best Man.

Blue’s the fucking flower girl, too.

[rlancer]

Like hell I am.

[savethetreesyo-blog]

Oh wait I just saw this.

You'd be so pretty in a dress.

[radicalonceler]

it’s a bunch of people stuck together with lots of sexual tension

oh and there are zombie like things that are pretty rad

[savethetreesyo-blog]

So basically high school but with zombies. Nice.

[metalmegently]

I think you know what this means babe

[savethetreesyo-blog]

Mia, you shouldn't be so public with such affairs, you'll fuel the shippers.

[savethetreesyo-blog]

So what's this Truffula Flu thing everyone keeps going on about?

Anyone want to enlighten me?

[rlancer]

savethetreesyo replied to your post: teenagedfeminist replied to your post:…

*quietly slips you a fake dollar with a deer on it*

I don’t want your tainted deer-dollars.

[savethetreesyo-blog]

It's a BUCK.

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I'm gunna fuckin eat you alive motherducker why didn't you tell me you could sing >8{

Um, surprise?

[fluorescentnova]

I saw this pose and thought of these two idek they’re hard core babes

[savethetreesyo-blog]

Your voice is beautiful, Aud!

Heh, thanks.

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Ookay, so let's see how this goes..

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How're you liking the school so far?

It's.. school. It sucks. I mean, not because of anything specific just the fact that it's SCHOOL.

Though I gotta admit it's way more interesting than my old one. Almost makes me feel bad for skipping half my classes.

[metalmegently]

[rlancer]

…

…

Yeah, well…

Maybe just don’t break my door down next time.

And — *phone ringtone starts playing from pocket*

Oh, I think that’s — shit yeah my dad saying he’ll be back from work soon. I… get the feeling you guys wouldn’t want to be sticking around for that. Probably. Heh.

[metalmegently]

Damn Red did you even breathe during all that holy shit.

Your dad’s on the way? Well Blue, as much as I’d love to meet the fam’ly, I think we better jump outta here.

I know how awkward it’d be if people just busted in and my dad came home to a broken door so, yeh.

Oh, we’ll be back. Don’t you worry about that.

The food smells too fuckin’ good for me to just let you have it all to yourself.

[savethetreesyo-blog]

As much as I'd love to stay and chat,  I really think we should be getting going.

Later, Bananner.

[metalmegently]

[rlancer]

There are peppers if you want some red in.

Is that all?

Ok go… sit over at the table or something while I make this.

…

So did you really think I was dead— because, ha, I really hadn’t pegged you for the search-and-rescue type.

[metalmegently]

H-hEY!! I’m not a damn tree!!

/Shoves Audrey off./

I would really fuckin’ appreciate it if you wouldn’t touch me without my fucking say-so, alright??

Anyway…

Yeah, we got kinda worried about your ass, Blue. Red ‘specially. She made me all paranoid an’ shit.

[savethetreesyo-blog]

Ow.

Just kidding that didn't actually hurt.

Huh? O-oh, yeah! I was really worried, because you know, it'd be horrible if you were like, dead or something. Or being held captive by some guy who'd call your dad and ask for a ransom, and it would be like really pricey right, maybe millions of dollars and everybody would be so stressed out, like - like in that movie I saw once, and then there'd be like bake sales and me an' Ash'd have to open up a lemonade stand to pay for it and - and then when we finally got the money to pay up the bastards would KILL YOU ANYWAY because they're really bad guys right, and then everybody would cry and they wouldn't even give us your body to hold a proper damn funeral and after the funeral when I'm walking home I'd be so upset I wouldn't see where I was going and get hit by a car and then I'd need like a heart transplant or something and when I actually get it I'd learn that IT WAS ACTUALLY YOUR HEART THEY SOLD YOUR ORGANS BECAUSE THEY WERE LIKE THE ORGAN MAFIA OR SOME CRAP AND IT'D BE JUST LIKE YOU WE'RE STILL WITH ME YOU'RE LIVING ON IN ME THAT WOULD BE SO COOL OH MAN SOMEBODY MAKE THIS A MOVIE I'M GOING TO CRY.

*flops backwards*

[metalmegently]

[rlancer]

Fuck, I don’t… need you to help me I can…

…

*he takes a deep breath*

I mean…

Okay… yeah. It’s… I’m making stir fry.

Why don’t you just… pick what you want out of the fridge, and I’ll toss it in the wok for you.

[metalmegently]

Wow you got a lotta good shit’n here.

Oh MAN is that squash fuck yes sign me up.

[savethetreesyo-blog]

Wait lemme see - I can't see move over -UGH.

Better.

What no no chicken I refuse! Put something nicer in it like tomatoes or something. Can you put tomatoes in stir fry?