shattered glass

name. number. title. sometimes i wonder what getting stabbed feels like.

[with-thestars-deactivated201407]

[notcaulfield]

Do you know how many girls have come in to ask if we have any One Direction albums on vinyl? Too many.

[sawyerglass]

Gay.

[andrew-monroe-show-deactivated2]

You know there are better places to hide it.

[sawyerglass]

Can't a girl keep a stash in her own goddamn locker without being subjected to searches? Damn, the society we live in, man.

[sawyerglass]

I had to sit through a "drug counseling" seminar because the school found weed in my locker again and in some PowerPoint they showed me, they kept using pictures of oregano as herbal.

[sawyerglass]

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Holden: this is holden

Holden: goodness gracious sawyer

Sawyer: OOOOOHHHHHHH

Sawyer: hi holden how are you did you want some acid

[sawyerglass]

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Holden: isn't that illegal

Holden: also when did i ever give you my number

Sawyer: isnt your face illegal

Sawyer: after i gave you that blowjob wtf

Sawyer: this is david right

[sawyerglass]

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Ryan: Im definitely going to have to pass on that.

Sawyer: ur loss, loser

Sawyer: [chow voice] so long gay boy

[givemeimagine]

[sawyerglass]

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Sawyer: selling acid for prom, $10 a tab lol

[sawyerglass]

@ETgrrl666: what to heck that old man is holdin my gurl @glassgotass

@glassgotass: @ETgrrl666 he gave me a blunt im gonna share it with u

[sawyerglass]

@glassgotass: this freak was walking around the LAHS campus during our game and preying on more lil girls

[taemochi]

[bumblee-beaaa]

I couldn't find anyone to sit with at lunch, so I ate in the bathroom.

Not my shining moment on this monday.

[sawyerglass]

Don't be a pussy, just force yourself into a group of people. Always works for me.

[mxnstrxus]

The amount of time I’ve spent today on my ass, watchin’ Blue Mountain State is embarrassin’.

[sawyerglass]

The amount of time I spent on my ass smoking weed is less embarrassing, but just as useless. 

[subtractaddison-blog]

You’ve got to be joking.

[sawyerglass]

If I was making a joke, it'd be way funnier than that, man. Come on, honestly, tell me you would've noticed if I hadn't told people and then they told you?

[sawyerglass]

05122014 || OOTD

[notcaulfield]

I know—you’ve got to step up your game.

[sawyerglass]

I could just go with old-time favorites. Calling people pussies is a lifestyle.