cigars, please.*
*if you police other peopleâs sexualities and other things that ainât your business, donât even bother.

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                     cigars, please.*
*if you police other peopleâs sexualities and other things that ainât your business, donât even bother.
Also as this blog is more or less dead, and I am in no mood to actually go chasing people down, I might let it go on indefinet hiatus
when youâre paranoid af over everything
ĂR DU SVENSK?
jag har ett svenskt forumrollspel häääär http://watt.jcink.net/
det är zombieapokalyps och om ni tycker att âdet här är som twdâ sĂĽ är det fĂśr att⌠det är det. fĂśr jag är sämst och älskar twd fĂśr mycket sĂĽ en hel del är taget därifrĂĽn :DÂ
IF WE'VE NEVER RP'D TOGETHER send me a simple starter:
al-jilani-asks-blog-blog-blog:
Friendly:
âYou look a little lost. Do you need directions?â âThatâs an awesome outfit.â âHowâs the chicken? I canât decide whether to order it or not.â âExcuse me, I think you dropped this.â âI donât know a single person hereâŚâ
Flirty:
âWow, Iâve never seen an angel beforeâŚâ âYouâre the hottest person in this place.â âI saw that. You just checked me out.â âHey, can I get your number?â *wolf whistle*
Confrontational:
âYouâre in my seat.â âWhat are you staring at?â âYou just stepped on my toe!â âWho do you think you are?â âKeep it down, will you?â
Dramatic:
âGet down - heâs got a gun!â âHelp, I need medical attention!â âJust kill me now!â âI need a ride! Please!â âAre you crazy? Itâs too dangerous!â
More starter sentences.
rp-memes-atyourservice:
This time with a more formal language style.
âYou do not own me. I am not your property.â
âHow do I know you have not lied to me?â
âYou will always regret your inactions the most.â
âThe choice to do nothing is still a choice.â
âI cannot take your pain away, but I can help ease it.â
âTell me what you need from me. Iâll give you anything.â
âWar is Hell, and it never ends.â
âSoldiers donât want to kill anyone, but they have to.â
âYou love someone else, donât you?â
âI never thought weâd ever have to say goodbye to one another.â
âOf all the people in my life, I loved you most.â
âIs it really acceptable to torture, maim or kill in the name of the greater good? Or does that make us like our enemies?â
âI do not fear death. I made my peace with mortality a long time ago.â
âYou do not fear death. You would welcome it. I see it in your eyes, when you think no-one is looking. Youâre waiting for it to catch up with you.â
âThere are no (men/women/people) like me.â
âTell me something interesting.â
đ¨THIS IS A POLITICS FREE BLOGđ¨
murderfiend:
b0wie-babe:
This is proof that my blog is and will remain a safe space for people who get bad anxiety over politics. This means there is absolutely 0% OF ANYTHING RELATED TO THE ELECTIONS ON MY BLOG If you need to have tumblr to keep your mind off of things, but all of the political stuff is too much, please feel free to scroll through my blog. I donât mind reblogs or likes on extremely old posts. Your comfort matters to me!
righthandstache:
sawyersjunior:
righthandstache:
xviperinae replied to your post: me: wants a pitbull me: remembers itâs illegal toâŚ
Didnât that law disappear in 1997?
from what iâve seen, nope? :| i hope itâs gone tho
I googled and they are allowed, except you canât register them as anything other than a mix breed. Nor may you sell them as a pitbull. You may however, as said, breed and sell as mixbreed! Blocket is super sensetive about selling a dog as a pitbull
yes thatâs where i got it from yes that is familiar
Because thereâs no registry, so thereâs no where to register them. So itâs not about âremovingâ the breed, I assume that is just one way to âdeleteâ the breed rather than banning it. Sadly doesnât help the breed as people still judge it :/
righthandstache:
xviperinae replied to your post: me: wants a pitbull me: remembers itâs illegal toâŚ
Didnât that law disappear in 1997?
from what iâve seen, nope? :| i hope itâs gone tho
I googled and they are allowed, except you canât register them as anything other than a mix breed. Nor may you sell them as a pitbull. You may however, as said, breed and sell as mixbreed! Blocket is super sensetive about selling a dog as a pitbull
righthandstache:
sawyersjunior replied to your post âso do i have any ppl following me here who are like âdont sexualizeâŚâ
Youâre a terrible person for doing so. So bye <3
Originally posted by theyeeknd
dont leave meee
that gif... Iâm only staying because you used that exact gif. Good game my old sir, you won.
righthandstache
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When youâre bored out of your mind but too lazy to...
memes
I'll send when I see :D
When youâre bored out of your mind but too lazy to actually do something... Like I want to rp but Iâm too lazy to start an open, plus I lack ideas.
justdiffcrcnt:
   âYouâd fucking love that, wouldnât you? Howdy, Benjamin Sawyers, killer of 16 women before the world went to shit, new here.â How Anthony moved away didnât go unnoticed. His son truly hated his guts, as if Benjamin was just a huge pile of filth. But then, he guessed he was.Â
  His eyes narrowed somewhat, but the deal was probably the only one Anthony would agree to. âDeal.â Fucking fine. âRight, I need to take a fucking moment before I go anywhere. And thereâs a fucking herd. How well-stocked are you?â Anthony would have to pack his things, too. Benjamin stepped past his son and into the church, a hand brushing over the benches. âYou made this shithole your home?â
He had to struggle to not grin at his father as he apparently got offended by the fact that Anthony thought that he should have made it offical. âSomething along those lines yes.Itâs something the community needs to know. Who knows, it might come in handy.â He wasnât joking, some people would most likely enjoy having a murderer around to deal with shit. The apocalypse had fucked people up.Â
âAre you gonna swear until satan opens up the floor to swallow you whole? Or God rains down with his wrath on you?â Yes, it did bother him, and yes he had to point it out. âThereâs enough for a few days, even for two people but Iâm not sure how good most of it is to actually eat.â Of course there was the ridiculous amount of wine in the cellar but he wasnât going to mention that. âOkey first,â he turned to look after his dad, âItâs not a shithole.â It had been just fine except the lacking of a comfy bed but who could be picky at times like these? âWhen youâre on the run from vicious gangs thinking they are allowed to kill everyone because they MIGHT have supplies on them then yes, a church will do. Youâd be surprised over how many hidden room this place has. Itâs been a good enough place to hold up atâ Had he known that Benji would drop by, his father would never had seen him.Â
twdmastcrlist:
         I have decided to go ahead and try to make a masterlist of all the canon characters / original characters in The Walking Dead roleplay fandom. Please just reblog this post if you are a part of it and I will work on getting it up and running as quickly as possible. This masterlist will be kept up with on a weekly basis. (Established November 2, 2016)
justdiffcrcnt:
sawyersjunior replied to your photoset
I kinda have this vision of him coming in to help looking for one of his victims </3 Like hey you know i could help you
this is canon now
benjamin has done this bc he is grossÂ
Ă hĂĽhĂĽhĂĽ yes. Perfect. No wonder his son hates him tho xD
Sorry for inactivity. I've been rather busy and I'll try to get to replies asap
âDonât be an ass.â
  Shane huffed, gaze wandering off as he mumbled ârightâ. Maybe being a sarcastic ass and insinuating the guy was a complete fucking idiot wasnât the right way to go. But Shane was hungry and tired and had no time to play nice. A hand quickly stroked his chin before turning back to Anthony, hands on his hips. âAll Iâm saying is weâre dead if we go that way, thereâs too many of them walkers.âÂ
He raised his eyebrows slightly at Shane as he seemed to decide to actually be somewhat less of an asshole than he had been before. âDo you have any other suggestions?â He tried not to sound rude, but it was hard when they were running out of options and energy. âBecause itâs forward or stay here and die of starvation and I rather die trying.â