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@sawyerwilde-blog
The single most stressful thing in the world is probably trying to decide what to watch on Netflix, or at least that’s what I’ve decided, because I’ve spent the last fifteen minutes stuck between Jessica Jones and Bob’s Burgers. Do I want to laugh of cry here?
Cute in a silly kind of way. Like a puppy who can’t walk. That’s as far as I’m going to give you. You still admitted it. All sorts of modest, Wilde. You know me. ‘Guess I’ll need to refrain myself then, wouldn’t want Sawyer Wilde telling everyone what a nerd I am. Which really just sounds like this ridiculous rumor that no one would believe in the first place. What has you assuming I’m in the gym? Thinking of me with my shirt off again, Wilde? It’s okay, I get it. Lots of people do.
All I’m taking from this is that you think approval from me is worth an accomplishment. Which, wow. I knew you thought highly of me, but that much? You need to contain yourself, Wilde.
Contrary to popular belief, I am very dedicated. I just haven’t found anyone worth being monogamous for. It’s cute to see you so in denial about something. You like arguing with me as much as you like having pizza in your bed.
Woah, woah, woah. I’m definitely as cute as a puppy. But if I have to be an able who can’t walk, please consider, a giraffe. Have you seen how cute those things are? They have long legs and they just don’t know what to do with hem. It’s great. Unfortunately, I do. Which was why my comment on being modest was mostly sarcastic. I mean, pretty sure, I could get at least a few people to believe me. You should trust my rumor spreading skills, Dom. Honestly, I’m sad that you think I coudn’t convince at least three people you’re a nerd. When are you not at the gym? And gross. I was not -- well, now I kind of have to because you said the thing and now its in my head, but I am not willingly thinking of you half naked.
I literally hate you. Stop twisting my words here.
That was actually...kind of cute, I’ll allow that. You can get a free pass for taht. So, once again you’re finding me cute. I get it. And I’m in denial about nothing. Arguing keeps me on top of things, but doesn’t mean I enjoy it.
text - ashley & sawyer
Ashley: then I've got nothing to worry about~
Ashley: you better not let anyone know it. I've got a reputation for being badass and rugged.
Ashley: nah. You don't.
Ashley: I'm comingggg~ and next weekend you can have me all to yourself xoxo
Sawyer: why would you worry anyway?
Sawyer: And yet, i think you're cute and fluffy.
Sawyer: maybe, i do. just a little.
Sawyer: What's next weekend!?
text - ashley & sawyer
Ashley: is it working?
Ashley: aw, adorable. I don't care if you're sniffly, I want hugs. ...you make me so cheesy, man.
Ashley: maybe they just suck.
UNSENT: I know I suck. A lot.
Ashley: mmhm, if you say so~
sawyer: it always does. always has.
sawyer: good! people would never believe how cheesy you can get but ive seen it with my own two eyes
sawyer: maybe. maybe i suck though
sawyer: just come hereeeeeeeee
No comment, Wilde. Well, you did just hypothetically admit you find me cute, so look how strong you’re holding to your promise. This hair is pretty great. It’s part me being effortless and part great genes, so technically it’s all me. Mhm, don’t make me Sure Jan you again, Sawyer. Come and get your picture before I change my mind.
What I take from this is you think you’re one of the most interesting parts of my day. And I’m not agreeing. But I am commenting on the fact that you like to think your presence is a rather vital part to my 24 hours.
I may get old, but we all know I’ll still have my good looks. I’m going to be out where the action is. I’m not meant for static work. You’ll see me everywhere it’s important on the papers. Think of it as my future donation to the fund of ‘Sawyer can’t live without my presence’. The kind of businessman my organization will need.
No comment usually means that’ I’m right. It’s okay to find me cute, you know? It won’t be the end of the world, I can handle it. Only hypothetically though. Wow, at least you’re modest huh? You do that and I’m letting everyone know what a nerd you are. Just saying. Don’t do that, but where are you for me to come get this? I’m assuming the gym, but if you’re there I’m going to have to wait for you to leave that horrid place.
I’m the most interesting part of most peoples days, but to b the most interesting part of your day and have you admit to it, well that just might be a accomplishment. As it should be though.
You going to be one of those millionaire businessmen with a woman on each arm even at 54 years old then. You would be that kind of person, I can see it, even now. Suppose that’s fair though. And again, that’s not a thing that’s actually true. I definitely can live without you. It might make my days less argumentative.
text - ashley & sawyer
Ashley: sorry babe. I can't help it.
Ashley: don't you dare start crying, Christ. I can't handle that. You make me wanna hug you.
Ashley: you are good. Like, listen. You're one of the best, yeah? No matter what.
Ashley: you know how handsy I get when I'm drunk
Sawyer: you're just buttering me up
Sawyer: well then maybe you should hug me! easy fix. im all sniffly though. cause im drunk
Sawyer: that's not true cause sometimes people leave me
Sawyer: nevermind that actually anyway come here even if your handsy i can handle it
text - ashley & sawyer
Ashley: your talents also include being super funny and smart and a good kisser so I mean
Ashley: clearly no one is good enough for you
Ashley: ...yeah maybe
Ashley: I miss you too, baby.
Ashley: alright why is everyone getting drunk this weekend except me?
Sawyer: .....baby.
Sawyer: you're making me feel super special. rude. i might cry now you know how i get
Sawyer: you say that but maybe i'm not the good one.
Sawyer: come here, so i can see you, missing you suck.
Sawyer: and you can come get drunk with me.
@mselizabethwilde: @wildechild It is not fair to hit people with Hamilton feels without warning.
@wildechild: sis,your name is literally elizabeth, how do you not get hamilton feels every day?
I said I find the action cute, making no reference to the doer of the action. So you wanting to be considered as ‘cute’ by me is a working entirely of your own, sweetheart. But the tables do turn, and you pretty much just admitted you think I’m cute if I work on your principle. Oh, allow it? That’s a thing now? I have to work for it? Clearly these are antics of reverse psychology. Wilde, if you wanted a picture with me so badly, you just have to ask. I’m very giving in nature.
Discussions with you never turn out the way I expect them to. You’re an unpredictable element; I’m leaving it at that.
What’s with old men on thrones that think they have the answer to everything? The best kind of king is one that works outside his castle walls. People who haven’t been young in the past 30 years fail to understand that.
Which, in turn means you find me cute, Dominic. It’s okay. You can admit to finding be cute, buttercup. I would never admit to saying or thinking you’re cute, But if I did think you were cute, then I mean, I suppose no one could blame me. Look at that hair. But once again, not admitting you’re cute. Because, you’re not. Yeah, you need to work for my attention. That’s how this work. And, what I don’t want a picturewith you, it seems like you want a picture with me, so I’m being nice here and offering yself up. If anything, I’m the one that is giving in nature.
But you can admit that I’m probably one of the most interesting parts of your day, go ahead, it’s fine.
I don’t know, when you become an old man on a throne, let me know? Or are you going to be woking outside your castle What kind of business man are you feeling like, Gutierrez.
text - ashley & sawyer
sawyer: my talents include being able to sing the whole cant hold us song
sawyer: how come no one will date me
sawyer: THIS IS GRADE A DATING MATERIAL
sawyer: god damn i gotta get on that
sawyer: anYWAY!
sawyer: i miss you, baby.
sawyer: okay thats it bye thanks.
sawyer: ps these drinks are yummy
@radconrose: why did you have to make me sad i'm offended
@wildechild: let me make it up to u buddy
@wildechild: i'll bring cookies
I’m saying no to this piece of science. I am not Hamilton, I know how to say no to things.
HEY NOW. You did not need to go there, but I’m glad you did.
Why would she be disappointed in you?
Oh friend. Everything I do disappoints her. And not even meaning that like, dramatically.
Science is amazing and fucks me up on a daily basis. I love it. Give it to me.
So in reality, I don’t know that many science facts, I just know that if you type “i’m feeling curious” into google, you get fun facts. Like, Simba’s mom’s name was Sarabi. Which is “mirage” in Swahili. Which, you know, we can pretend that I knew without having Google tell me though.
@badassbrams: jesus christ
@wildechild: actually, im sawyer. it's ok tho i get that a lot
@wildechild: love me
@fuckmepeyton: did you... just call me a bunny????
@fuckmepeyton: also I figured if I said wtf you'd explain but clearly this is just... A giant ass mistake.
@wildechild: a bitter one actually, yes.
@wildechild: "where is this happening?" "across the river in jersey" "Everythings legal in jersey"
@wildechild: she gracefully quoted hamilton the musical
@radconrose: yeah like the murder of phillip hamILTON YOU HEARTLESS JERK
@wildechild: rip the second most best person in that musical
