may the bridges you burn light the way @say-essie - Tumblr Blog

my mil got some loon to call us and tell us about the dangers of dry food - as if she would feed the cat anything but this while we're gone!! such a hypocrite also get ur nose out of our business, this guy is going on and on about gmos and shit like shut up

oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva

WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

meladoodle

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

dulect

I don’t need you, I have other people to talk to

charmstat

how’s everybody doing

quintesence-deactivated20180801

primordialsandstonedevice-deact

movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

dongoverlord

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

litheframe-deactivated20151001

*looks at bad selfie* art is subjective

greelin

you’re invited to kick my ass!

date: any day (preferably soon) time: anytime (again, as soon as possible) place: anywhere rsvp: not even necessary! just show up whenever & wherever i am and start swinging