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#i have been fucking possessed by these for over 24 hours now #idk the etiquette for using other's gifs #but this is for shiggles anyway #joker my beloved

snarlmalden

The portrayal of white people who have been violently separated from their own culture stealing the power of black culture and music to try to get reconnected was SO literal and somehow not at ALL heavy-handed or trite. Fkn remarkable.

#a film that i knew would break me #so much so that i delayed watching it foreverrrrr #i never saw a trailer #i just saw the actors and adverts and was like #yup #that's gonna fuck me up #like first horror in the south like sirrrrrrr #then early 1900s #focus isn't on The Whites #i knew hailee would be playing a passing woman #(the vindication 16 year old me would of felt like sorry not sorry we gotta stop acting like she looks White™)#uuGGHHHH #i like that remmick wasn't exactly a rubbing hands together evil plan villain #like dude wasn't malicious #he just Was #that is a corrupted individual whose nature is to hurt and corrupt others #and and and and #a million things #ugh

r u telling me i feel not great and like sleeping and eating all the time during the winter bc some weird ass ancestors used to hibernate??? r we fr???

#nobody:#my body: noooo dont bother getting up and expending energy youre so sexy haha #this is for your own GOOD #go be sad and sleep #hashtag survival of the fittest

okay but AKSHULLY there's more so i just hate hate HATE this weird smug condescending way male customers interact with me at work. it's like sir. sir. fella. this personality, this ~demeanor~ you see me exhibiting, it is for your benefit, it is to make YOU comfortable so you will continue using our services, so you will tell your friends and they will come into our business (heheh so also my benefit a bit maybe hehe), so you will trust me enough to believe me when i tell you that yeah, your prescription is high enough to where you will need to invest in high index lenses otherwise the lab is going to really struggle getting them to pass inspection in those frames i explicitly told you were not ideal for your correction, and so on and so forth.

And yeah, im still learning so sometimes i will get confused, but why why whyyyyy is it that with women, i get reassuring smiles and patient assurances, but with men i get knowing smirks or HILARIOUS quips and 'oh arent you darling' ? like. guy. why are you referring to me in terms of endearment my own father never even uses? why do you think you know me enough to start playing fast and loose with the jokes? yes yes im so adorable and i know you like to imagine that your comments are flustering me for a certain reason, but actually im so fucking angry. im trying to do my goddamn job and youre acting like this is a game, like youre not gonna be thinking im such a cutie pie when i fuck up this math and end up over charging you to hell lmao

#shit just kills me because how do they NOT get that this is customer service???#this is not my truth sir #i swear you would detest the real me lmao #UGH #theyre just so amused and KNOWING #like bro you dont know SHIT #i hate it so much #i know i can come across legit dumb at times bc i have a stupid sense of humor #but that combined with my nice customer service attitude #aka i cannot be as dark humored/sarcastic/crude #is just like 'look at this little girl doing her best in the real world ohoho she wouldnt last a day outside this store- so naive #like die???#you think im naive because im purposefully ignoring all your weird comments #you think im incapable because this job is no place for assertiveness #you think im slow bc there's more information and dynamics at play than you are aware of and im very new to handling that environment #all the things #rant #misandry

on the real, almost every day i have to talk to a Man at work and this interaction will leave me frothing and raving in the deep recesses of my mind, composing unhinged monologues that lie opposite of the barbie diatribe on the Being A Woman is Hell Spectrum whILST i look up insurance information and bop around to annoying and overated indie music

#hehehe #i actually do really like my job and appreciate that we can listen to music as we work #but i wanna dj so bad #also it took me a literal 3 days back into The Public to realize i have not actually chilled out at all #i literally just was a hermit for over a year heheehehoohoo #the good news is that it IS easier #in a way???#the feelings are still as big ive just gotten better at making room for them #part of me wonders if that is just me getting used to the information with time or being older and able to accept it more #today was me literally doing my job and offering this guy my help in selecting glasses #and him being so obnoxious and oblvious he didnt pick up on that and then thought he came up with the idea of me helping himself #'okay what do you think? like let's just say if i was your boyfriend- what are you thinking?'#im thinking i would no longer have a bf sir #but my PROFESSIONAL (hehehe) opinion is that those are too dark of frames and they make you have a unibrow look so let's move ALONG #genuinely the littlest thing will happen and i will internally fly into a rage because it's about the damn PRINCIPLE of a thing!!!#i go down rabbit holes but on the outside im heheheh try this pair on heheh idk we will have to take a look at your insurance first hehehe #my thoughts #rant #female rage

ovaruling

women rly aren’t allowed to hate, to feel true undiluted hatred, without consequences and it’s so fucking annoying christ alive. even other women remind us of this constantly, that we shouldn’t hate, that it doesn’t serve us to hate anything or anyone. WHAT IF I DO HATE. what if there’s blinding hatred in my heart for certain people and things in my world. what if i’m a normal female of the species who hates. what then. do we all die? god

#this is why me and my new coworker buddy are gonna be such an epic force #our manager/guardian is all !!!!!!!*violence* bc her ex is a shithead #and she's like 'but not really bc i swear im not a spiteful person at all and i really dont wanna hurt anyone'#and im like 'there are those i wish ill upon on a daily basis ^-^'#and the little homie is over there like 'i have very violent and vengeful fantasies'#and this was like on the 3rd week?? maybe 2nd??#anyway i like her because she's a n g r y #was a Self Recognition Through The Other Moment (TM)#female rage

ohheyitsjustjinx

what vibes does prev give off

dragon 🐉

demon 😈

angel 😇

vampire 🧛‍♀️

ghost 👻

fairy 🧚‍♀️

mermaid 🧜‍♀️

genie 🧞‍♀️

elf 🧝‍♀️

zombie 🧌

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2024

#fairy but elf was a close second

Just wanted to say congratulations on being bisexual.

bro tHANK YOU

teehee'ing so hard like what a nice little message to see on this saturday afternoon after work with my measuring cup of hot chocci- thank you very much!

#the way i was like mentally autofilling this as i read it and thought it was gonna be like #'congrats on your job'#then to see on being bisexual like #YOOOOO #not what i was expecting but wowieeee what a twist #and absolute TURN #eric andre celebrating hard #asks #anyway if i can say the same towards you then DITTO #fax brother spit your shit indeed!!#if not that it is also okay!!!#giving you a participation award hehehe

#the fucking homie #i think about bigfoot and mass hysteria and giving maria a bunch of scented candles all the time #maria the savage

also ive been thinking a lot about bigfoot. like a lot.

i got a job and now i talk to people every day and i am doing better. maybe possibly making a freaky weirdo angry friend. it is looking Up

#im about to sound so insane but she invited me to her birthday dinner and today i was looking at cards #and i love birthday cards i will sit in the card aisle and heehee hoohoo for an hour at all these silly corny cords #i could not decide so i got her four #._.#idec she's so fucking weird she will think nothing of it but my dad looked at me like i was a freak #he doesnt GET it #anyway i hope we become good friends bc we'd have a cute ass lil friendship story teehehheheh #my thoughts

why is mr stan playing D***** T**** nonononon sir pls i know he's gonna be all gross and act the shit outta this and im happy for him but pls youre still too hot to do this nonnooonon

#crycryingcryinnnng #i actually screamed (??) when i saw #immediately reported to my mama #who was also very upset and outraged #istg istg im so scared #Men (TM)#my thoughts #and very big fears

alien-theory

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

#do my little dancey dance #prometheus #movies #me

acecroft

ALIEN: COVENANT (2017) dir. Ridley Scott

#i went slightly insane at the first gif #short hair titties woman tank top wow arm collar bones okay okay #also i like that the david statue is displayed purely for dicknballs viewing purposes #prometheus #im not making another tag for these prequels damn you #movies

peppermintschnapps

i never saw alien covenant (bcuz I love myself) but i watched a clip from it earlier on youtube. one of the comments said "when walter tackled the alien, i felt my balls tingle" and honestly i can't stop thinking about it

#this was meeeeeeeeee #i wasnt ready to stan walter but it didnt matter #and now im in fassbender binge era #rip me smh #movies

oddishblossom

JANE EYRE (2011) Directed by Cary Joji Fukunaga

#forever iconic #he is one of my favorite insane and terrible fake men tbh <3 #every time dude opens his mouth i am shook #the audacity #men #jane eyre #movies #also i think fassbender did the best job portraying how fucking uncomfortable this guy was all the time #which might just be due to the fact that he is always grimacing hmmm

awkwardexxodus

ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself

#some comedy #if you will #man

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