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@saylcr
#SAYLCR: an original fandomless character, exploring themes of : social media fame, being born into money, growing up without a mother 🇱🇮🇳🇰🇸 : 🇨🇦🇷🇷🇩. 🇸🇹🇦🇷🇹🇪🇷 🇨🇦🇱🇱. 🇲🇪🇲🇪🇸
18+ only. heavily affiliated with kewlerthanu , atlaswrrld, lsdambitions
™ 𝐊𝐄𝐖𝐋 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐖 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓 ── 𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐖𝐑𝐑𝐋𝐃. 𝐋𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒. 𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐂𝐑.
Walked in and dream-came-trued it for ya ♡
@atlaswrrld sent: “ You look so biteable today. ”
❝ Hey! Sit your ass down, Atlas. Don't even think about it, ❞ Saylor warns through her laughter, her index finger pointed at Atlas to scold him. A manicured nail presses against his chest, forcing him to take a step away from her. ❝ As you can see, I just did my makeup and my routine isn't a fast one. I don't want you to ruin it and I don't think you want to taste it either, ❞ she states matter-of-factly, the back of her hand tracing along the shape her face to show off her fresh face of makeup. ❝ Seriously, you will end up with a six inch stiletto heel up your ass if you try anything. ❞
Then again, it wasn't necessarily her cheek that Atlas needed to bite. As the realization hits her, she quickly reaches down with another stifled giggle to hold her skirt in place, protecting both her butt and thighs. ❝ I want out of this shark infested water right now. ❞
@lsdambitions sent: “ May I please get a crumb of affection? ”
It wasn't Lilith's fault that Saylor was in a bad mood. Usually she was pretty cheerful, an upbeat girl albeit one with a short temper. A big personality to make up for her small height. Today, she'd simply woken up on the wrong side of the bed and decided to make it everyone's problem.
Sitting beside Lilith, Saylor scrolls through the endless titles available on Netflix. None of them are catching her interest, and the coffee on the table next to her is getting cold. Only when Lilith speaks first does the blonde give her her attention, a smile finally taking shape on her lips despite her efforts to stave it off.
❝ A crumb of affection? Aw. That sounds so pathetically sad, ❞ she laughs, dropping the remote onto the cushion before climbing over and plopping herself down in Lilith's lap. She cups her face, smoothing her thumbs over her cheeks, and plants a big kiss right on her lips.
@saylcr asked: ❛ are you okay? are you hurt? ❜
* ― 𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑻𝒀 𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑶𝑴 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺.
𝐇𝐄'𝐒 𝐀 𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐒, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐄'𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐃𝐌𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐓. ambrose doesn't know how he managed to fuck up what he'd just mastered, but here he is. he's lying belly up on the pavement, blue eyes staring blankly into the sky as saylor voices her concerns. he's fine. if anything, he might have a bruised ego. the plan was to show saylor his 'cool trick' he'd learned on a skateboard, but . . . it didn't go well ── obviously.
❝ you know what, sail? i'm okay, yeah . . . never mind on that cool trick, though. ❞ he sighs softly and very slowly and sits upright. his gaze lands on her, hoping she doesn't notice his embarrassment. ❝ do you wanna try? ❞
Saylor hadn't even tried to suppress her laughter, the sound bursting forth and punctuating the air with an onslaught of giggles. She's standing over him now, blonde hair falling on either side of her face to frame it while she gazes down at him with her big blue eyes and broad smile. That was how it worked, right? Friends laughed first and then asked questions.
❝ You're asking me if I want to try this super cool trick and risk breaking my tailbone? Mmm . . . ❞ Her hand lifts to settle on her chin, index finger tapping against her plump bottom lip while she pretends to think about an answer. It's definitely a no. ❝ Not really, no. I don't think so. ❞ After shaking her head, she holds out her hand to offer Ambrose help in getting back onto his feet. ❝ Soooo this worked out for you before? Does me watching you make you nervous? ❞ She asks in a sing-song, teasing tone.
ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED QUOTES FROM TUMBLR TEXTPOSTS, X (formerly known as twitter) POSTS, TIKTOK, MEMES, AND OTHER SOURCES AROUND THE INTERNET
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
“ Currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance, maybe even a menace or a rascal. ”
“ Hungry? Eat the government. ”
“ Yes, I wanna fuck after every argument. ”
“ Silence, you uneducated peanut! ”
“ They should invent a being alive that isn’t so difficult. ”
“ Women have to think I’m hot or none of this matters. ”
“ Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state. ”
“ Being overdressed is a myth made up by people who didn’t want you to have fun and be sexy. ”
“ What even are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back. ”
“ I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”
“ I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you. ”
“ I’m simultaneously ‘I’m tired of this grandpa’ and ‘that’s too damn bad!’ ”
“ The word ew coming out of a pretty girl’s mouth holds so much power … I think that it can tear apart nations. ”
“ Someone made fun of my shoes and the whole time I just thought of ways to push them out the window. ”
“ If you’re short, simply get taller. ”
“ I better think twice? Buddy I don’t even think once. ”
“ My off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you. ”
“ There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss? ”
“ You are a fool. When you walk, clown music plays. ”
“ I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favorite? ”
“ I really do hate thinking. ”
“ In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law. ”
“ I’ve done nothing wrong. Except all the atrocities. Besides that, I’m innocent. ”
“ Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue. ”
“ Of course you have white hair and trauma. ”
“ So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’. ”
“ Stop calling me a bad person just because I’m orchestrating your downfall! ”
“ The more lip gloss I collect the longer I live. ”
“ Sorry that I am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way possible. As if it's my fault ”
“ The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self esteem. ”
“ I could be your loser boyfriend. Do you ever think about that? ”
“ Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but god wont let me die so I’m back ”
“ What do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism? What do you mean my problems are still here? ”
“ Academic validation is required for my sanity. ”
“ RIP to everyone killed by the gods for hubris but I’m different and better. Maybe even better than the gods. ”
“ Researching the stages of grief to see if I can get them finished in ten minutes tops. ”
“ My parents were like I’m gonna make a child that is so beyond help. ”
“ It’s not easy to admit when you’re wrong, and that’s why I won’t do it. ”
“ Why can’t this family ever have a funky good time? ”
“ How do I show people that I’m more than my unethical career choice? ”
“ I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out. ”
“ You look so biteable today. ”
“ Why am I suffering? I have so many correct opinions and takes. ”
“ I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST THAT I CANNOT GO BACK TO! anyways ”
“ Challenging authority, angering gods. The family business. ”
“ Third base is me telling you about my father. ”
“ Hey girl. Plagued by terrifying visions? ”
“ Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing. ”
“ I didn’t ‘miss’ the red flags; I saw them and thought that they looked sexy. ”
“ Do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot? ”
“ I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams. ”
“ Another day of being a bisexual disaster. ”
“ I’m going to let myself be a little unhinged today, as a treat. ”
“ Some of you act like murder is such a big deal. ”
“ You wanna hunt me for sport so bad that it makes you look stupid. ”
“ You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone. ”
“ It’s so weird how no one ever has correct opinions about things except for me. ”
“ Hello, my love — I mean, my rival ”
“ No one is calling me baby and it’s outrageous I can’t believe it. ”
“ No talking stage. Mutual obsession and you see god in my eyes or nothing. ”
“ I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOOKUP CULTURE DIE IN MY ARMS ”
“ Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now? ”
“ Affection is disgusting. Drown me in it. ”
“ I am gatekeeping my respect from you. ”
“ Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. ”
“ I am equal parts fuck around and find out and please don’t yell at me I’ll cry. ”
“ Short legs, big butt. I’m a corgi. ”
“ Fuck being the bigger person; I’m going to start biting people. ”
“ Well that wasn’t very slay of you! ”
“ May I please get a crumb of affection? ”
“ I crave power! Please don’t yell, though; I’m sensitive. ”
“ You call it a near death experience; I call it a vibe check from God. ”
“ Here are some scissors. Now cut it out. ”
“ Might commit a little tomfoolery, maybe even some shenanigans. ”
“ All these flavors, and you choose to be salty. ”
“ How can I live, laugh, love in these conditions? ”
“ What if I said ‘to be honest’ but then lied? ”
“ I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud. ”
“ Yes I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly. ”
“ Debates are stupid. Why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me? ”
“ I forget but I do NOT forgive.. I'm just walking around hating bitches can't remember why ”
“ Ding dong your opinion is wrong! ”
“ I’m coming for your kneecaps. ”
“ You dropped your nose you fucking clown. ”
“ Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ”
“ Call me an escalator, because I let people down. ”
“ I love me a good lesbian scandal! ”
“ If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ”
“ Everything I want to do is illegal. ”
“ Don’t make me hit your ankle with my Barbie scooter! ”
“ I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke. ”
“ Fuck! I dropped my mental stability! ”
