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guccipoop:

The house of double 0 double 0

I remember watching this video 5 years ago

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Where is this iconic house mother today???

HIS FACE. HER FACE.

when the teacher forgets that there was homework and someone makes sure to remind her that there was

programmerhumour

True

noahnomore

catchymemes

spxrk

the energy I need

clarknokent

The power i want to have

twerklina

ottermatopoeia

makin my way downtown

monkeysaysficus

slowly

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kronos: I'm gonna overthrow the gods

some 12 year old with adhd:

severalowls

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison:

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maestropear

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

severalowls

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

mysteryseeker

here you go

bigwordsandsharpedges

Roomba creates maps of the inside of your house

severalowls

You’re like the 400th person to add this so:

This is the outline of my bedroom, with approximate furniture. Information I might not want handed out to the government or corporations or whatever. Not even including dubious terrain like rugs and clutter:

Here’s what a roomba, at floor level, with clutter and obstructions and stuff-under-stuff might be able to ‘map’ as navigable area:

This is completely useless to anybody except people developing robot vaccuums who might want diagnostic data. This isn’t even close to the level of Alexa’s microphone bollocks. Hit Alexa with a hammer, Roomba is… Safe, for now.