Feral Raccoon Trash Baby

Ani. @dalmatienne on AO3. No pronoun preference. Don’t let my unnecessarily gendered handle fool you. Carolina Hurricanes. icon by tumblr user nhlbarrie/flyboyhan.

[mamoru]

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

[rars]

i sometimes like characters that fucking suck. when a character is a shit head in just the right way it can be so funny and/or compelling. like this is my beloved character, Asshole The Hater. they suck and i love them. someone dropped them into a ditch on the side of the road and i picked them out of the ditch and put them in my pocket

[frankiecorleone]

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[sheridan-le-fanu]

Anime fans will try to convince you that a show called something like “Every day I Kiss My 8 Stepsisters Who Are Also Coincidentally Monster Girl Maids” is the height of fiction and the worst part is, like 5% of the time they’re right.

[sitronsangbody]

Half the backlash to fat lib content essentially boils down to "I can't believe you're FORCING me to not be mean to you"

[mothtowers]

jesus was kinda danganronpa executed since he was a carpenter who was nailed to a board

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[redstonedust]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

[imawitchywitch]

Everyday I wake up and think about FDR’s second bill of rights

[fallingtowers]

smoked the weed that gives you gothic madness and now i'm on the fucking moors again wearing nothing but a flimsy shift 😑

[jaydenskyle]

Not to hand it to the Pope but telling world leaders during Holy Week that God isn’t listening is kinda funny.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

ngl if you're doing the whole Blogging thing right you shouldn't need to put your disorders in your bio bc your followers will just figure it out on their own. it's kind of a "show don't tell" type of thing

[lipsticked-bookworm]

why the fuck is everyone in the ready or not 2 tag thirsting over the abusive white guy like he’s not even hot he just beats up women

[taxbywaxworth]

YOU play video games to feel powerful. I play video games to feel new, previously undiscovered shades of grief and sadness. we are NOT the same.

[adamicecold3000]

[ovid]

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

[allbuthuman]

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

[hotcrossedfangs]