Pandahsaywhat. What?

I might as well be honest with myself, this is a stream of consciousness that also collects selfies. I'm white, so please call me out if I do/reblog something shitty if you have the energy/emotional health to do so. tell me if you need anything tagged.

[alrightevans]

jane austen: this character is going to be the purest, sweetest, prettiest, kindest character i have ever written jane austen: everybody will love her jane austen: she is her mother’s favourite jane austen: a rich, kind, handsome bachelor falls instantly in love with her jane austen: the heroine looks up to her jane austen: she has never done anything wrong in her entire life jane austen: if she has any character flaws at all its that she is TOO much of an absolute sweetheart jane austen: and i will call her….. jane austen: jane :-)

[saywhatpandah]

@kyrkovisan

[feathersandstripes]

Imagine Steven playing “Got your nose!” With Jasper. But he accidentally just takes it off of her face, and they both stare at each other in shocked silence for a sec before she’s like “Rose what the fuck” and poofs.

[saywhatpandah]

thecutestrobot replied to your video “ I forgot that I had glitter from work on my cheeks ”

i luv this cute gay girl

😘💞💞😺 🌈

[saywhatpandah]

🌈😫🌈😥🌈 🌌✨I forgot that I had glitter from work on my cheeks ✨🌌

[saywhatpandah]

Parent of a youth: I don't know why they act like this... I don't know where they get it...

Me, a youth group facilitator: *holds up mirror for them to look into*

[lifeinpoetry]

Sweet mother, I cannot weave – slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl.

Sappho, from Sappho: A New Translation of the Complete Works tr. Diane Rayor (via lifeinpoetry)

#the more i look at this the more i love it#aphrodite just slam dunked this poor lady into the gay zone#can’t get anything fuckin done today too busy getting wrecked over girls#aphrodite i had some shit to do today i was gonna make a new chiton#aphrodite could you please stop mopping the floor with my face i had chores#not cool#my mom’s not gonna understand this aphrodite#she’s going to be like ‘okay well do the dishes’#HOW CAN I DO THE DISHES WHEN I AM THIS GAY APHRODITE#HOW??

(via rainbowbarnacle)

[kaiayame]

I kind of wish disney’s ~weird period~ had lasted longer. Like all of a sudden we were getting these films like lilo & stitch and Atlantis and the emperor’s new groove and treasure planet and they were so fun and DIFFERENT. Just thinking about what the pitches for those movies had to have been like is so surreal?? A little blue criminal alien crash lands on a Hawaiian island and gets adopted by two sisters dealing with social services that teach him about the value of family. An Inca emperor gets turned into a llama and john goodman helps him get back to his palace and one of the bad guys talks to squirrels. Treasure island but in SPACE. Like, on the surface, the premise for these films seem so random but they all TOTALLY WORKED IN REALLY GREAT WAYS??? idk I just really miss that early 2000s spark of offbeat creativity in Disney’s timeline.

[dutifullypurpleenthusiast]

!!!!

[saywhatpandah]

Judgey-judge

[do-not-touch-my-food]

Pizza Panini

[saywhatpandah]

O fuk @catsaremymedicine

[saywhatpandah]

Hate being hit on at work. Dude, HOW can I look more gay? No, seriously, how, because I apparently need pointers.

[saywhatpandah]

SAVE ME FROM THE STARS

[marypassw-deactivated20150303]

[saywhatpandah]

Saint Purrtrick!!!! And!!!!! Tubbs!!!!! In one picture!!!!!!!!

[saywhatpandah]

Up before dawn to sell soft soap

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

[saywhatpandah]

Of course, the day I have to walk 20 minutes instead of 2 to to get to the bus for work is the day that there's huge lashings of frost on the ground.

[saywhatpandah]

fuck all of this and i am so ready for 2015 to be over.