velociraptor

meow (she)

[sbkoiotbtileess]

oh my gosh.

ladies, gents, and those inbetween, i have found it.

the one.

A BOYFRIENDDDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

also, sorry i havent been active in ages. im just a girl! 👉🏻👈🏻

[evil-bread-offical]

Why would you EVER go to google, which gives you sponsored misinformation, when yku can go to tumblr and find reliable misinformation?

[odysseus--offical]

im scared to look cause it looks like there’s a fucking demon in the corner of my room out of my peripheral vision

it’s 2 am and im scaed

if i disappear remember me

[catchymemes]

[sbkoiotbtileess]

sigh, why are boys so confusing?

like, it doesnt make you any less man talking about your feelings, JUST TALK TO MEEEE 😭😭

[sbkoiotbtileess]

to all my babies who i havent replied to in ages, I AM SORRYYY, IM NOT DEAD YETTT AND I LOVE YOU ALL STILL, I SWEAR

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[only-cat-memes]

[drukhari]

Hate the stomach's occasional tendency to respond to hunger with nausea. Like babygirl you are NOT helping your case right now by threatening to push the emergency "eject all food now" button!!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if you washed any clothes recently this is a friendly reminder to put them on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then

[do-not-u-dare]

I’m going to bed, I say, not going to bed.

[sbkoiotbtileess]

sigh

people are so confusing

might consume them... or seduce them, whichever works best in my favor

[strawberry-offical]

strawberry ocarina

WHO POKED HOLES INTO MY COUSIN

[sbkoiotbtileess]

me

[sbkoiotbtileess]

man, why are boys so mean

i might just consume them all 👉👈🥺

[astronaut-avery]

YES. PLEASE. I WANT TO END THIS EXISTENCE. CONSUME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[sbkoiotbtileess]

i will consume you 🫶

[astronaut-avery]

YES. YES. I HAVE BEEN FEIGNING FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH. FINALLY FREED FROM THE HOLD OF THIS TORMENTING EXISTENCE. CANNIBALISE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[sbkoiotbtileess]

who said anything about cannibalise ?

ima just consume you, like, shloop, i aint no dahmer

[sbkoiotbtileess]

hi.

hey there 👉👈

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE