[scallionfan]

<3

wally / she they / poetry / art / hockey

[importantcatpics]

[scallionfan]

went to the beach with a friend for a couple hours, tanned and took a quick dip. now playing video games in my bikini on the couch while i cool off before taking a nice cool shower and moisturizing. all on a tuesday afternoon. i love being unemployed

[assflat]

FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything

[scallionfan]

one of my straight friends was telling me a story and said her and her bf made out for “a while”……. thirty minutes. they were making out for thirty minutes

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[scallionfan]

j realized one of the mental issues ive been struggling with for the past year is a side effect of my medication. everyone cheer!!

[mossgirl]

[franz-bauch-foto]

Prague

[scallionfan]

SOOOOO SO SO excited to go home to my girlfriend 😁😁😁 YIPPEE YIPPEE YAY!!!! when im with her its like everything is actually sunshine and rainbows

[scallionfan]

tell a mid nerdy man a good joke one time and suddenly you’re getting hit on left and right ☹️

[scallionfan]

my skin is so aggressively nordic that the sun is like a disease being thrust upon it. not even half a bottle of 50 UV sunscreen and all the lotion in the world can prevent the peel

[poetry-siir]

[scallionfan]

its happening again hahaha ! my worst nightmare is coming true a second (✌️) time lol !

[achillesinhighheels]

[robertfagden]

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

[scallionfan]

bruh i listed bullshit references for a job because it only pays like 16 an hour and they actually contacted the people i put down 😭😭