wheezy

any pronouns / commissions yes please / im a cool lesbian who does (cool?) things

[segamascott]

[scammilk]

AJR girlfriend or Twenty One Pilots girlfriend

[scremple]

@scammilk and I made this face at each other when bill paxton licked that other guys lip blood

[scammilk]

@ilovemyusername999 we’re starting bill paxton movie! i love chet! i hope in this movie he’s not a… monster! blehhh!!!!

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[scammilk]

peak #3 & 4 😔

and also party rock anthem was on my playlist 😔😔😔

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[scammilk]

there is nothing i love more than being a juvenile delinquent

[scammilk]

cardinal (boy) big, too close to the camera, made a mess of the seeds, beast

cardinal (girl), polite, keeping a good distance, photogenic, ate calmly and cleanly, a pretty princess

[bogmothmoon]

Jacobin pigeon edit

[curmiva]

cats when activity requires 0 cats

[scammilk]

booty too big! ripped my shorts! at work!

[scammilk]

my fish died :( my beast of a snail is EATING HIM!!! this is just like that new hit horror movie, Obsession, which i saw last night in the theatre. a great “flick.” heh

[scammilk]

i wish i had the autism that makes me good at stem and not the one that makes me listen to exclusively Uptown Girl by Billy Joel and the Alvin and the chipmunk’s (Chipwrecked) cover of Say Hey

[tsukasas-left-leg]

”THERES A BROWN PIGEON”

I LOVE BROWN PIGEONS

[scammilk]

nothing wants to make me commit self-destructive acts of violence than writing An Essay For Class

[scammilk]

been pooping a lot recently

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey