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my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

redstonedust

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

imsobadatnicknames2

I like DanDaDan but everyone recommending it as a media that has the "cool as fuck grandma" trope on the notes of this post needs to be shot. The fucking grandma doesn't even look old.

imsobadatnicknames2

And that's also the thing! It theoretically has two (2) cool as fuck grandmas, but turbo granny gets trapped in a maneki neko statue to become the show's little marketable comic relief creature, and seiko looks like this

Hey, do you know what message they're talking about "that salarian who emails you about his gay awakening after seeing Thane assassinate people"?

everlovingt

The best part is that Salarians aren’t even supposed to feel sexual desire outside of their specific mating times. So Thane is just that attractive.

elexecution

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

neaborealis

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

elexecution

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

imsobadatnicknames2

Many such cases

ouroborosorder

you can find chort in the clyteum

ouroborosorder

candyskiez

The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.

goldensunset

i know in my heart of hearts that within the pokémon universe it’s all the really cute popular marketable pokémon that have the most irresponsible trainers. small dog syndrome ramped up to a whole new level. that is not a toy that is a lifelong commitment. ma’am please keep your untrained sylveon in its pokéball inside the store. no that is not a service pokémon it wouldn’t be using moonblast on everything if it was

goldensunset

sir! sir!!! your pikachu is decimating the ducklett population at the pond and you aren’t even looking! you are NOT ash ketchum you are NOT gonna catch ‘em all because that involves trade evolutions and you have NO friends!!!

goldensunset

ok literally. that palafinstagram mom who posts pictures of her rowlet not understanding it’s displaying distress behaviors making fun of the cool person whose best friend is a solosis or rellor or unown letter f

warrior-kitty

if one more middle aged mom tells me that i should’ve kept my raichu a pikachu because ‘she’s much cuter that way’ i’m sending out my full team and throwing hands right there in the starbucks

weirdcatlive

shop5

the current administration would totally fall for the Trojan horse. they'd take promo pictures of it on the white house lawn and the president would be on TV talking about how it's made of a big beautiful American lumber or some shit.

machinot

*clueless guy in 2006 voice* that iPhone? What a piece of junk. People are never gonna use a phone without a keyboard. I wish there was a way I could be a girl