That's not how you kill Dracula, Frank.

Carver. 29. Virgo. Multifandom. Queer Ace. They/Them.

[scareqrow]

not to brag, but i was at the first ever resident lightweight concert 😌😌😌

[scareqrow]

out here for ali's concert later and they said we're the earliest crowd to form in the history of broadway on the boardwalk lmfao omg

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[bisexualbaker]

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

[scareqrow]

the fantastic four's family dinner on sundays at 7pm on the dot got interrupted today 👀👀👀

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[lost-girl-luna]

6 Days til the Lost Boys Cast Album drops!!!!!!

Have some new pictures of our residents of Santa Carla

[annakie]

Me when not playing Mass Effect: I love Mass Effect.

Me when playing Mass Effect: I forgot how much I love Mass Effect.

[scramratz]

It sucks there seems to be a concerted effort to distance the transfem and transmasc communities from each other. If it weren’t for trans women, I probably wouldn’t have realized I was trans until much later in life.

The cis women in my life were so miserable in their womanhood, I thought that misery was normal. Seeing trans women actually love and fight to be seen as women made me question my own misery

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 3 days 12 hours

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[typewriter-worries]

this comic did the same thing

[alibsangels]

Any kind of truth can set you free

[pomegranateteeth]

All the people want is vampires and a direct deposit of $5000

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER 2 ANNOUNCED

THE ALBATROSS IS BACK………. AND HES FUCKING PISSED

[scareqrow]

wellllll i just told my boss i can't work monday cause im gonna be in nyc so now i guess i HAVE to go

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[fang-bait]

a star to start the day 🌟