Comedy

It's nice today. Adult (He/him)

[thechillsquid]

Irkens... but like... like with iridescent skin. Like shimmerrrrrr bugggg go brrrrrrrr. Yes? Please? Seems like a simple green, but under sun shimmer like a crow. Yes.

[messinwitheddie-deactivated2025]

I need to practice/ play around with more color pallets, but I was looking up iridescent insects on Google and I give to you...

They have naturally shiny skin ^^.

[thunder-and-spikes]

I felt inspired and drew a shiny little bug child

I leaned more towards the colors Blue, Teal and Turquoise for this and my heart just can't take it! SHINY IRKENS!!!!

[messinwitheddie-deactivated2025]

Yes!! Beautiful!!

[scarlet-children]

This reminds me of shinies in pokemon.

[tacaraco]

UNDERTALE HAPPY 5th ANNIVERSARY 🎉

[userboxer]

[obsidian666heart]

🏳️‍🌈 pride cookies 🏳️‍🌈

[lnvader-zlm]

♥♥♥

[aperfecttimeforscreaming]

[perewinklebuzz]

[spyroforlife]

[thereallifeofacanofspam]

[scarlet-children]

[eelstims]

I'm thinking about doing a giveaway once a month (when I can) where I buy one or two people the $5 stimtastic loot box for that month. Would you all be interested? I'd like for you to enter only if you can't buy your own stimtoys for whatever reason, it'd be us exclusive unfortunately because of shipping, and followers only obvs. Thoughts?

[scarlet-children]

Sounds really cool!

[saoirsefiain-deactivated2022040]

An old churchyard. 

Art by me.

This took like four days so I hope you guys like it. I’m not really happy with how It came out personally but I don’t feel like working on it anymore :’’’)

[newmoon-spirits]

Black wolf stimboard

[brockpkmn-deactivated20221115]

[scarlet-children]

OH OH HOW DID I KNOW IMMIDIATELY WHEN I SAW THIS I WAS GETTING STICK BUGGED!

[motherfrigginpsas]

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

[feytaline-loves-deactivated2018]

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

[abbessolute]

@oneshoeshort

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

[sirro85-blog]

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

[becausewedefinetheworld]

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

[arcadialedger]

REBLOG

[isearchedtheyooniverse-deactiva]

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[deadlypain]

Your blog is so spooky.

so go away

[scarlet-children]

im not the anon,but, spooky is awesome!

[txmriddlx]

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

[shiftythrifting]

1. This object from my nightmares.

2. No less than six copies of Goodbye, Lenin!

[scarlet-children]

Oh shit I want a clown like that

[diskhorsedudes]

If you block a black person for letting you know that you said something that is harmful to them as a black person, you’re racist! That’s a silencing tactic, my dude. It shows that you do not value their voice and you don’t want others to either.

[eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180]

good parents dont hit their children. good parents dont touch their children inappropriately. good parents dont scream at their children. good parents dont manipulate their children. good parents dont imprison their children at home. good parents dont threaten their children. good parents dont starve their children. good parents dont harass their children.

good parents do not abuse their children.

[all-da-fandoms]

in case you don’t know weather to reblog this:

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

This makes me realize several uncomfortable things about my childhood.

[drakes-hoard]

Wait the screaming thing isn’t a normal thing?

[honey-sunny-bee]

Apparently not

[icecoldparadise]

Omg my poor babies, as a CHAD major let me lay it out for you.

Occasional “im human and im frustrated” yelling happens. Those are usually followed by apologies and genuine effort not to do that again.

But if your parent/guardian is always SCREAMING at you, especially as a way to control or make you feel inferior (insults, threats, things they know make you subdue and guilty) THIS IS EMOTIONAL ABUSE. if they are purposely contorting your emotions as a method to control that is abuse.

If someone hits, kicks, slaps, or beats you (not just a gentle nonsexual spank on the butt) THIS IS PHYSICAL ABUSE, ESPECIALLY IF IT LEAVES A BRUISE, CUT ABRAISION, ETC.

If adults are making you dance in a manner to be sexual, do sexual things, or watch sexual things inappropriate for your age THIS IS SEXUAL ABUSE. it is not always touching your/someone else’s private areas (which is ALSO abuse.)

If your parent or guardian is depriving you of things that are essential for life (food, water, shelter, weather appropriate clothes, hygiene, medical) and it is not just a “we are literally too broke to get these things but im really trying ” THIS IS NEGLECT AND IS ABUSE.

Talk to a teacher or trusted adult. Anyone in a human service setting (educators, administration, health, etc) especially those in a child/ adolescent arena are MANDATED REPORTERS: they MUST tell CPS there is a problem. If you are in immediate danger be explicit: they will call 911 to keep you safe.

This is SO fucking important please be safe my peeps.

[g3t-th1s]

wait so it isn’t normal for my mum to not take me to my doctor’s appointments as a punishment? huh.

[all-hail-trash-prince]

Please be safe fam

[scarlet-children]

This is normal for adults though, right? I’m an adult and my parent does some of this to me. Even if it’s not normal I can’t do anything about it.

[scarlet-children]

Maybe it’s ok for me to be treated bad because i’m older.

[scarlet-children]

I think I deserve the pain maybe, because i’m a bad person, and I mess everything up. I just make everyone mad and that’s why they are mean to me. I think your wrong and it’s my fault I get the pain.

[scarlet-children]

Nobody else deserves the pain though, only me.

[weaver-z]

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

[postmarxed]

[the-cimmerians]