Apollo for President 2028

They/them. Queer as fuck. Apollo the Turtle's campaign manager.

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[sdfsd32435-deactivated20180128]

first of all im gay second i hate taylor swift

[scarlet-harlot-the]

Featherless ✅

Biped ✅

Behold! A man!

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[feministtalks]

[edwin-paynes-bowtie]

Yes to all of this, but I'm also pro-Laura who just does not want kids and wants to have sex

[assortedinsanities]

Addionally I'm pro-Tyler who was misinformed by his doctors that Testosterone hrt would make it impossible for him to become pregnant.

And I'm pro-Nicole, whose doctor had assumed her intersex condition would make her sterile, which turned out not to be true.

[heat--end]

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

[heat--end]

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

[important-animal-images]

[moniquill]

This neapolitan ice cream looks angry.

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]

[willgrahamscock]

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

[depsidase]

[theclassicsreader]

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

[depsidase]

[bungerc0re]

heartwarming: your mutual is 30

[scarlet-harlot-the]

Fantastic news everyone! The world's oldest, gayest tortoise is still alive!!

[scarlet-harlot-the]

Let's say in March, perhaps exactly in the middle of the month, a group of people was to dress up in togas, maybe they could even bring foam swords, and attend a press conference or show up at a certain head-of-state's place of residence, would that be a protected form of protest under the first amendment?

If the NSA is reading this, I'm asking for a friend, as a hypothetical, for a joke.