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They Don't Think It Be Like It Is, but it do -Oscar Gamble

[not-another-robin]

I think Bruce was a chip off the ol block

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

The Crows are to the Grishaverse as the Guardians of the Galaxy are to Marvel. Like all the avengers and shadow and bone characters are like “ahh the weight of world is on our shoulders” but all the crows and the guardians just want their goddamn money

I have too much time on my hands and I wanted to prove my point, so enjoy these guardians quotes replaced by the crows characters

Van Eck: [insert long villain monologue here]

Kaz: yeah, blah blah blah but WE’D LIKE TO GET PAID

Inej: The contact is making me wait.

Kaz: That’s just a negotiation tactic - trust me, this is my speciality. Whereas yours is more… stab, stab, stab

Nina: I have no need of the money

Kaz: Well great, more money for the rest of us!

Jesper: What’s that?

Wylan: Don’t touch that, it’s a bomb

Jesper: AND YOU JUST LEAVE IT LYING AROUND!???

Wylan: … well I was gonna put it in a box

Matthias: I’m a warrior, an assassin. I don’t dance.

Nina: Really? Well, in my country we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well it’s the greatest thing there is.

Matthias: Who put the sticks up their butts? That is cruel.

[astal-art]

Stupid faces

Very much a show!wesper enjoyer I’m gonna be honest! Especially in love with Jack Wolfe’s acting

[rosetintedpages]

Wylan being enraptured by the "extremely rare" butterflies and the intricacies of their ecosystem and then mercilessly handing them out like doritos is the most hilarious representation of the duality of his character

[moondustmatcha]

THAT’S MY SON

[confessionsdiaz]

No bcs I literally could write an essay about how fucking perfect the "what bound them together? Greed? Desperation? Was it just the knowledge that if one or all of them disappeared tonight,no one would come looking?" Quote is

[chromaji]

HE JUST DONT GOT THAT DOG IN HIM

[fellforfiction]

“I didn’t come looking for an apology, Jesper. You have a weak spot. We all have weak spots.”

“What’s yours?”

“The company I keep,” she said with a slight smile.

[this-damnable-ribbon]

i just can’t wait for Wylan to be introduced, get roasted for a couple scenes, then immediately start blowing shit up

[punk-strawberry]

Leigh Bardugo did not make Wylan Van Eck plucky and smart and stubborn and unyielding and cynical and strong as hell and brave enough to impress every single Crow for the fandom to take him as an uwu soft boy that can't hold a beaker straight and shakes at the knees when jesper so much as looks at him

[scarlet-starss]

[sprucewoodmpreg]

I think it should be a requirement of all MCC watchers to have seen these clips from Minecraft Monday.

AKA a tournament with a $5000 cash prize. 

Clips were taken from here

[linktoo-doodles]

Your (Obedient) Servant | tntduo animatic

[sukijan-leti]

“ I’m just ahead of the curve “

a tntduo animatic based on my own analysis… and i find a clip that matches them… so much… H….

Audio : Batman The Dark Knight (2008)

[dimwitdecember]

the funniest thing on this site is taking screenshots from vlogs and putting dsmp quotes over them

[scarlet-starss]

[artsyreower]

Tommy's statements and Wilbur's no brain-to-mouth filter caused this to exist (Youtube version)

[werenotacoupleyesyouare]

Diversity win! Your formerly dead older brother and the leader of the capitalist casino town who violated the Geneva Conventions have a “complicated relationship”!