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J'onn has plushies of Snoopy, Garfield, and Kermit the Frog on his watchtower hub. They are his best friends. His confidantes. Often the only thing between earth and a Martian hostile takeover.
POV the council (of J'onns desk) will decide your fate
Yes I'm doing this bit again
Justice League reactions to Bruce (quotes found courtesy of @lightningflvsh )
J'onn is invited to girls night I do not take criticism
I think Wally and J'onn should bond over having unpalatable diets
@sreppub 's de aged Bruce content has renewed my brainworms for my own de-aging story: this time featuring even babier Bruce (and also Alfred)
What do you think are the justice league member's favorite snacks/meals they like to cook/eat?
Dear anon, I am so glad you asked. Allow me to explain
J'onn - literally everyone is concerned. J'onn eats stuff that's not food just because he can. He will snack on drywall. He eats bugs off of leaves. The actual food he eats isn't much better - his diet consists almost entirely off of processed sugar. Obviously chocos/oreos, but also just the kind of things a seven year old would pack for lunch. Twinkies, sugary cereal, actual candy, donuts, popcorn, chips, etc. He tries, half-heartedly, to insist that Martians nutritional needs are different than humans, but there is literally no evidence to suggest that. Someone in the JL takes him out to eat/brings him food almost every day to make sure he doesn't die.
Wally - only marginally better than J'onn in that he won't eat chalk unprompted. We all know speedsters, they need a lot of food to keep up with their metabolism and energy, but Wally is especially ludicrous in the "will eat anything" category. He will put anything and everything in the fridge into a sandwich, which sounds like a fun thing to ask about, but eventually everyone realizes they just don't wanna know. Also a connoisseur of wild food combos ("icing in chili??" "Hey don't knock it til you try it")
Shayera - A little bit more normal but the bar is in hell so that doesn't mean much. She will try anything at least once, especially on a dare. She also just has an insane pallete for space food. Meals on thanagar were really just anything slightly edible thrown into a trough, so anything that's cooked is fine dining. Also sometimes things that aren't cooked. Raw chicken is one of her favorite snacks - She likes to chew on (and eventually eat) the bones
Bruce - now we're reaching slightly normal human foods, but that doesn't mean Bruce's diet is normal. Honestly, he's just autismcore with a splash of "do rich people really eat that?". His schedule is so fucked he rarely ever has time for an actual meal, so mostly he eats what he can when he can. I have fully adopted the fandom canon that he eats shredded cheese right out of the bag. When he does eat a real meal, it's part of a carefully crafted food schedule developed over decades. He essentially has 31 meals, one for every day - a good mix of recognizable foods and "some guy I traveled the Amazon with made this for me in 1986".
Diana - we have now reached the "can cook" section. One caveat for Diana though, she has no idea how kitchen appliances work. If the oven isn't made of stone she may set something on fire. She's used to the best Themyscira has to offer, lots of fresh fruits and vegetables and elaborate feasts. She can't really manage a feast in her apartment, but she knows a good few meals, she eats well. However, she's often too busy to make her own food, so it's like 60% take out.
Clark - this boy eats three square meals a day no matter WHAT. If you sleepover with Clark there will be pancakes and eggs on the table by the time you wake up. He's just a big country boy, his ma taught him well and he uses it. He cooks for himself pretty much every day, the only exception being occasionally going out for lunch during work or picking up a hot dog from a cart (he loves them, no one can understand why).
John - John is your uncle that got really into meal prep. He is religious about his food intake, he only eats the best and has every meal scheduled like a month in advance. He picked up a few recipes from his mom, but he really just picked up a passion for cooking well at some point just to challenge himself. He also eats really healthy, he's known to occasionally go on some weird keto diet that everyone makes fun of him for. He's the kind of person who eats overnight oats. He lectures Wally about his eating habits daily.
So. That was a ridiculous amount thought and effort for a simple headcanon question. This is what they inside of my brain looks like 24/7 thanks got asking <3
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I will never stop making long ass incoherent textposts. fuck you. Justice league headcanons
John Stewart needs glasses but doesn't wear them. He insists he doesn't need them. He thinks they make him look old but he'll deny it.
Clark, J'onn, and and John play World of Warcraft. Bruce will play if they need another player for something, Wally will to annoy them by doing everything wrong.
Diana calls the others at ungodly times of day and night with random 'Mans World' questions. Her lack of knowledge about the world is a lot more extensive than some would expect. She has called Clark at 3 am to ask what a parking ticket is.
Shayera barely has a civilian identity. She lives in a cave somewhere. She has tried to rent apartments before but she's such a notoriously horrible tenet she's blacklisted everywhere. You cannot bring a tree in here Shay. Nor can you throw bottles at people from the roof. Evicted.
J'onn also gives bare minimum effort to maintaining a civilian identity. He gives up on the "John Jones" make within like a month, fuck it all he's just J'onn J'onzz. He walks around full green at the supermarket. The neighbors are used to it they don't care. "ALIEN SPOTTED AT CAT CAFE ?" - that's just J'onn. He's kinda weird but he's cool
Bruce tries to get out of holidays by fleeing to the watchtower a lot, but Alfred stopped taking it as an excuse. He's one of the only civilians allowed up there, mostly because everyone else likes watching him rip Batman a new one. He's also instituted a reward for getting Bruce back to the manor at reasonable hours, baked goods of the captors choice. Bruce doesn't stand a chance.
Wally is a bad driver. He speeds, go figure. Because of this he's lost his license once or twice, and had to redo driver's ed course, included the monitored driving portion. Of course the league gets roped into this. Mostly John, because he's defacto dadcore. It's the worst week of both of their lives.
Clark has many, many shirts with the Superman logo that he wears a lot. Lois gets them for him because she thinks its funny. Every time he wears them, without fail, a child recognizes him as superman and gets starstruck, to which their parents apologize profusely. He doesn't mind, he gets it a lot.
Do you think the Justice League has company dinners/barbecues/parties?
Who has what role in those cases?
Yes, absolutely. Namely: Alfred organizes family dinners.
The first one is situational. They all happen to be in the cave after a hard case and hey? Alfred just made dinner. There's plenty of COURSE they should all stay for dinner Bruce be a good host show your friends the dining room. Bruce grumbles about being unprofessional. Everyone else hasn't been this jazzed in weeks. Batman orders everyone to make this quick so they can get back to the watchtower. Alfred vetoes this order.
The food is good, really good. Like, thanksgiving feast good. There is extra made for Flash, and he's emptying plates as fast as they're put in front of him, only rivaled by J'onns insane sweets intake. Shayera is betting on who eats through the silverware first.
The questions are endless. Bruce is in hell.
"Where's the kid, the little robin guy? What do you mean 'which one?' There's 3?*"
"When did the whole 'vigilante' thing start? Oh he so he was terrible at it the first few years? DO tell."
"Yes of COURSE we'd like to see pictures. Oh my god is that baby Bruce - no Batarangs in the house!"
Worst night of Bruce's adult life. Excellent team building. Yes of COURSE they can come back next week <3
RE: this, barbecues as well.
These ones started recreationally, after Clark mentioned "grilling weather" and found the aliens (including Bruce) who have never been to a barbeque. Usually held at the Kent farm, the Kents love seeing everybody (and telling embarrassing stories about Clark - call that karma).
Clark is decked the fuck out. He's grill ready. He has an apron his mom made. He is wearing a baseball cap and a metropolis tee. He's wearing cargo shorts. He's ready.
John and Clark (and John Kent) spend every spare second talking about grilling. What's the specs on this baby (grill from 1989)? You have a smoke house? These cuts are locally sourced? John goes home with a freezer fulls of prime meat and homemade barbecue sauce. He's sworn to bring back his hometown delicacies next time.
Shayera cannot be stopped from eating raw meat. You CANNOT put this much food around her and expect her to behave. The give her the bones to knaw on.
Bruce hates it here. The sun is shining. The grass is touching him. He wants to go home. He is wearing a black turtleneck and pants. Ma eventually fenagles him into borrowing some clothes so he doesn't die of heat stroke. At least the lemonade is good.
Wally is teaching J'onn every game he can play with a deck of cards. Pretty much everyone plays at least one round, they bet with bottle caps and candy and quarters. They play spoons. The table does not survive.
I did end up making a video. I had fun making it but I have no idea if it reads or not lol 💔 if you wanna hear me yap for five minutes here you go
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So, I'm on one of my little idea side quests again. This time, I want to make a podcast about silly DC headcanons/hypotheticals. Answering questions like: do gothamites ship batman and the rogues? Was Bruce Wayne a theatre kid? Which Robin had a scene phase?
I love talking about dumb shit like this, but I think the idea would be better with another person to bounce off of. So, would anyone be interested in hosting it with me? The idea is that I'd have rotating co-hosts, not just one. Basically, If you want to get silly and chat about DC with me on a discord call, shoot me a dm or an ask!
The episodes would be 20-30 minutes long, so the recording would probably take less than an hour.
would you tune in to a silly DC headcanons podcast?
yeah!
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secret third thing
Stephanie and Cass braiding each other's hair?
Girls night!!
jason getting a HUG from Alfred please!
"When did my little birdie get so big?"
Could I request Dami getting a hug from his mama? (My goal is twofold because Talia also deserves a hug from her baby boy)
Let's cuddle with mama!!!!
wish fulfillment wednesday
Taking some requests/suggestions for stuff you want to see your batfam faves doing. Taking a break, doing a hobby, getting a hug. Send them in the ask box!