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No Longer A Ghost!!
INTRO:
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you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason
I have seen a lot of people complaining abt TVL but. I just binged all 7 seasons of True Blood. If you complain abt TVL go binge all 7 seasons of True Blood, and you will see how great we have it with TVL. I demand you to do it.
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you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing
6th grade math problem:
Words were exchanged between friends ā the house of human companionship was established in secret ā eons passed ā eons passed ā eons passed ā eons passed
A) The house was diminished!
B) The house was strengthened!
C) The house was swept away!
D) The house was swept away!
6th grade math problem:
Words were exchanged between friends ā the house of human companionship was established in secret ā eons passed ā eons passed ā eons passed ā eons passed
A) The house was diminished!
B) The house was strengthened!
C) The house was swept away!
D) The house was swept away!
6th grade math problem:
Words were exchanged between friends ā the house of human companionship was established in secret ā eons passed ā eons passed ā eons passed ā eons passed
A) The house was diminished!
B) The house was strengthened!
C) The house was swept away!
D) The house was swept away!
6th grade math problem:
Words were exchanged between friends ā the house of human companionship was established in secret ā eons passed ā eons passed ā eons passed ā eons passed
A) The house was diminished!
B) The house was strengthened!
C) The house was swept away!
D) The house was swept away!
6th grade math problem:
Words were exchanged between friends ā the house of human companionship was established in secret ā eons passed ā eons passed ā eons passed ā eons passed
A) The house was diminished!
B) The house was strengthened!
C) The house was swept away!
D) The house was swept away!
its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history
for those who dont really understand:
-the first baseman had no reason to chase BaƩz, if he just stepped on the bag he was automatically out
-theres two outs, so if hes out, the inning is over. even if the runner on second base gets home, the run doesnt count. its not until hes safe at first that the run scores
-theres no specific rule in baseball about running backwards from first, just that you ācannot retreat to home baseā meaning so long as if you dont touch the plate, its fine
-BaƩz ran backwards to kill enough to get the run to score, and then stole and extra base on the base on the bad throw
-HE TOOK THE TIME TO UMPIRE HIS OWN PLAY AND CALL SAFE
what a fucking sport yall
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Javier BaĆ©zās nickname according to those announcers is El Mago which is spanish for The Wizard
Well earned
love how the explanations do not help at all
Let me see if I can break this down a little more.
Javier BĆ”ez (the batter, a Chicago Cub, wearing blue) has just hit the ball. His job is now to run around the bases - 1st, 2nd, 3rd, back to where he started (āhomeā), at which point he will have scored a point. In practice, he will probably stop partway, wait for the next batter to get a hit, and try to make it home from there.
The Pittsburgh Pirates (in white) are fielding. Their job is to stop the Cubs from scoring by getting them out, by various combinations of catching the ball and tagging people or bases with it.
The scoreboard (top left) shows that one Cub has already made it to second base, so he will resume running now that Javy has a hit. It also shows that two Cubs are out. If a third Cub gets out, their turn to bat will be over, it will be the Piratesā turn to bat, and the Cubs canāt score anymore (for now, but thatās not relevant).
The Pirate at first base (the first baseman) has the ball. All he needs to do is step on first base while holding it before Javy gets there, and Javy is out. This is probably the number one most common thing a first baseman has to do.
He does not do it.
For some reason he starts chasing Javy, presumably trying to tag him with the ball directly. This is a perfectly legitimate way of getting him out, but also completely unnecessary.
This has never happened to Javy before. Unsure what else to do, he just kind of⦠jogs backwards away from him.
Meanwhile, the Cub who was at second base (Contreras) has made it all the way back to home. Because the Piratesā first baseman has helpfully walked the ball back home, he can easily toss it to the Pirate at home (the catcher) who will tag Contreras out.
The catcher doesnāt tag him in time.
The umpire signals that Contreras is safe (not out).
Javy also signals that Contreras is safe, just for fun. Heās never been nearby when a teammate makes it home before, and heās enjoying himself.
Notice that the score has not changed, even though Contreras made it home. Thatās because Javy is still technically running to first base. If he gets out before he reaches it, the Cubsā turn to bat is over, and nothing else thatās happened since he hit the ball matters.
Javy remembers this, and heads back to first base. The catcher throws the ball to another Pirates fielder, who is frantically running to do the first basemanās job.
He doesnāt catch it.
Javy is safe at first. Contreras scores (although the scoreboard wonāt change for a second).
Javy notices how far away that ball landed, and decides he can make it to second base before anyone picks it up and tags him out.
An offscreen Pirate throws the ball to second base, where another Pirate is ready and waiting to catch it, tag Javy out, and end the Cubsā turn to bat.
He doesnāt catch it.
Javy is safe at second. The video doesnāt show it, but he will go on to score as well.
This should have been a very easy out for the Pirates, but through two dropped catches and one truly bizarre decision from the first baseman, they snatched defeat from the jaws of victory and turned it into two points for the Cubs.
The Cubs won this game by two points.
HAPPY OPENING DAY OF BASEBALL 2022 YALL. LETS PRAY FOR MORE OF THIS BULLSHIT
I know Iāve reblogged this before, but hereās a version with an explanation for folks unfamiliar with the game* and this amazing comment:
Never change, Pittsburgh
Was just diagnosed with āneed to bite youā disorder. Yeah sorry itās terminal. The only cure is biting you. Cāmere.
You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it
you are in the medieval era and you have this role!
How do you feel?
great!! I love this
good!
It's okay
So bad. I hate this
This is similar to my real job!
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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
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