acabfullofpigs

autism side blog @cabfarewell

[cabfare]

No Longer A Ghost!!

INTRO:

CAB (They/He)

Adult

[oneheadtoanother]

[horce-divorce]

"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"

[herpsandbirds]

Greater Sooty Owl (Tyto tenebricosa), family Tytonidae, order Strigiformes, Australia

Photographs by Ben Williams

[mgsr]

[eroscestlavie]

We rly need to bring back the term “acquaintance” like into regular and frequent use. So many high drama community squabbles and feelings of betrayal could be avoided if people just admitted there’s a step between “stranger” and a full on friend whose friendship you have a commitment to continuing and fostering. Like sometimes you’re just aquatinted with someone and you might decide you don’t like them after getting to know them a bit better…that’s very normal

[iibislintu]

Finnish has this covered:

tuntematon: stranger

tuttu: acquaintance, someone you know of

hyvänpäiväntuttu: “good-day acquaintance”, someone you greet when you pass them in the street

kaveri: mate, someone you spend time with but don’t necessarily share personal stuff with

ystävä: friend

[homohomohakkireblog]

Don’t forget

Puolituttu: Someone you know from somewhere, like school or work or through a mutual friend but don’t spend time with and only talk with them when you have to. Notice, they’re not the same as hyvänpäiväntuttu. You WANT to greet hyvänpäiväntuttu, you don’t want to greet puolituttu. In fact, you avoid puolituttu.

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[clowngirlpony]

aaaaaa she's eating a burger lol

[greenlabcoat]

im not a "good boy" im nuanced. also i hurt strangers for no reason sometimes

[brokenheartedjubileee]

ohhh I understand . the point of life is music

[translating-posts-into-finnish]

aaaa mä ymmärrän . elämän tarkotus on musiikki

[appleseason]

[pjackk]

The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot

[pjackk]

U may thinks its just bad dream but when im hit i really scream

[pseudomantis]

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

[pseudomantis]

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

[jonnywaistcoat]

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[volatilevale]

how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you

[lustcannibalism]

me and my losing dog think you suck btw